1000 signs that you are a chess player

#331 No one cares for you, even your own dog.

#332 When you wife is tired of Agadmators "Hello everyone!"

#333 You are treated as a prodigy in school even though you are a 1300

#334 You become despondent over a rating points loss, but wonder what all the fuss is about covid 19.

#335 Even as a young teen, you are strangely infatuated with an older Marlene Dietrich, Katharine Hepburn as well.

#336 You think that by doing the captcha (computer test) in lichess you are a prodigy and deserve 3000 Fide points and beat Magnus Carlsen.

#337 When you hear "KID" you first think of the King's Indian Defense, not a child.

#338 You contribute to this list

# 339 You check this post regularly.

# 340 You think of Mephisto when you hear "Greenday: she's a Rebel"