1000 signs that you are a chess player

#341 Your mother loves you, but thinks you are an idiot; your father will not speak to you.

#342 You teach your friends how to castle

He is so good at chess that he likes to watch movies while his opponent is making his next move.

When you play with so much focus, that major distractions don't seem to exist. The whole world seems to disappear while you are engrossed in your game. Total bliss chess! :]

#345 The humor of Woody Allen escapes you; Buddy Hackett as well.

#346 When you hear Michael Jacksons "Black or White" and you already have a nice checkmate sequence in your mind.

#347 You have read every Harry Potter book and can recite the names of all the characters in order of appearance.

#348 you tell random people that you are a GM, even though you aren’t

#349 you saw in the video of TheOdd1sOut that all of his "checkmates" were king vs king and knight and a stalemate.

#350 You play in simuls against titled players hoping you win on time.