1000 signs that you are a chess player

Write anything, that's true and funny!

And one more thing: PLEASE number the signs.

#1 You say "Checkmate!", when you think your argument ends the discussion.

#2 You use the words 'objectively', 'subjectively', 'theoretically', 'practically' and probabilistically' all the time.

3# You have a bookshelf at home purely dedicated for chess

#4 You can describe a move as "thematic" with a straight face.

Waiting in the supermarket queue desperatly finding this stupid mate in 5.

#6 You say alternatives as "Better was ...", "Inconsistent is ...", etc.

#7 You get annoyed whenever someone calls a rook a "castle" and a knight a "horsey".

#8 Alam mo na malakas ang kalaro mo kapag mas bata pa sa iyo

#9 You best friend is named "StockFish," and your girlfriend is named "Leela."