1000 signs that you are a chess player

When you've waited for a sign all your life, but there seem to be no sign, no nothing at all. lol!

#314 You are making a chessboard out of toilet paper rolls

#315 You think chess.com is the best site. Then finally you realize its a cash cow and it bloated scum.

#316 You own three wide ties with chess pieces painted on each and proudly wear them to dinner parties.

#317 You watch "DIY Chess Board" videos on YouTube.

# 318 You call a stupid decision a "blunder"

#319
Your friends call you a nerd but then you checkmate them in two moves.

#320
You have the Pirate Flag.

#321 You wear a chess shirt

# 322 you are smarter then everyone else