Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
Ya.
- Ya who?
No thanks, I prefer Google.
Jawohl! Sehr lustig!
@Alientcp said in #21:
> Ya.
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What's the Perfect Octave of Bakers in the actual performing?
Augmented Octave, or Minor 9th.
What do you call a moose with no name?
Annonymoose.
How do you call a moose that everybody knows?
Fa-moose.
Teacher: why are you laughing?
Me: Nothing.
Me in my head: Fibonacho Cheese
so i was walking, when i bull came up to me and said ''i will charge you if you come near me''
so i took its credit card.
How could you have told the difference between a Nazi and a Communist in the 1940s?
One would have offered you a shower, the other would have just turned the heating off.
A Russian man and his wife where walking down the street and the man said "wow it's raining" but his wife said "no its actually snowing" while they where arguing a soviet officer named Rudolf the Red walked by and they asked him if it was raining or snowing. Rudolf the Red said well it's obviously snowing. after he left the mans wife said "I still think it's snowing." The man said "Rudolf the Red knows rain deer"
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/38/Rudolph%2C_The_Red-Nosed_Reindeer_Marion_Books.jpg
You!