Once there was a boy who took part in a running race. He won second place. He came home, proudly showed the trophy and his father was pleased.The father asked, "What do you want, tell me, I'll get it for you."
The boy said, "Let's go out for ice cream."
When he was eating his ice cream the father asked, "Also, tell me, how many people were in the race?"
The boy's reply?
"Two people. me and another guy. We raced, he was faster so he won. But I got second!"
On the News today there was a happy and inspiring story. :D
@animal_lover_64 said in #11:
> "Two people. me and another guy. We raced, he was faster so he won. But I got second!"
100/99 very close
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up", said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?", inquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
@CoffeeBeanKiller
Noop, I don't think you are correct. Let the best possible grade = 100/x, then for the highest value of 100/x
x should be tending to zero.
Hence, the best grade is approximately = 100/0
@Gadhavi_Veerbhadra said in #16:
> x should be tending to zero.
Bruh
Why are married men smarter than single men?
Because they plug into a genius at night.
@prof-emeritus said in #18:
> Why are married men smarter than single men?
100/85 not so fun
@Gadhavi_Veerbhadra said in #16:
> @CoffeeBeanKiller
>
> Noop, I don't think you are correct. Let the best possible grade = 100/x, then for the highest value of 100/x
> x should be tending to zero.
>
> Hence, the best grade is approximately = 100/0
I assumed that OP only gave grades that are integers between 1 and 100.