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#51

I don't need to tell a joke; I am a joke :D

I don't need to tell a joke; I am a joke :D
#52

This is a long one, a very rich man is on his deathbed, he calls the priest the doctor and the lawyer, he gives the doctor 20000 dollars and tells him to bury it in his grave with him when he dies, he gives the lawyer 40000 and tells him the same, he gives the priest 10000 and tells him to do the same. The rich man loved money so much btw. With me so far? Ok, a couple of days later the rich man dies and at his funeral the doctor lawyer and priest stand together by the grave hole, as the casket is lowered down the doctor says “ guys, I really want a boat, I’ve been saving and saving but I took half of the money and bought it. Im sorry, here’s the rest” and he drops a wad of cash into the hole. The lawyer says “guys, my wife had a lot of medical debt, I took half the money to pay it off, im sorry here’s the rest” and he drops the money. Then the priest says “ you deceitful men, I wrote him a check and took the cash.” And he dropped a check in.

This is a long one, a very rich man is on his deathbed, he calls the priest the doctor and the lawyer, he gives the doctor 20000 dollars and tells him to bury it in his grave with him when he dies, he gives the lawyer 40000 and tells him the same, he gives the priest 10000 and tells him to do the same. The rich man loved money so much btw. With me so far? Ok, a couple of days later the rich man dies and at his funeral the doctor lawyer and priest stand together by the grave hole, as the casket is lowered down the doctor says “ guys, I really want a boat, I’ve been saving and saving but I took half of the money and bought it. Im sorry, here’s the rest” and he drops a wad of cash into the hole. The lawyer says “guys, my wife had a lot of medical debt, I took half the money to pay it off, im sorry here’s the rest” and he drops the money. Then the priest says “ you deceitful men, I wrote him a check and took the cash.” And he dropped a check in.
#55

a husband told his wife to embrace her mistakes, so she hugged him.

a husband told his wife to embrace her mistakes, so she hugged him.
#56

@richniftyrabbit said in #55:

a husband told his wife to embrace her mistakes, so she hugged him.

50/100

@richniftyrabbit said in #55: > a husband told his wife to embrace her mistakes, so she hugged him. 50/100