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#31

息苦しいですが行きクスのほど息苦しいですが行きクスのほど息苦しいです

息苦しいですが行きクスのほど息苦しいですが行きクスのほど息苦しいです
#32

@Alamin4242 said in #31:

息苦しいですが行きクスのほど息苦しいですが行きクスのほど息苦しいです

weird joke.. what does it mean? lol

@Alamin4242 said in #31: > 息苦しいですが行きクスのほど息苦しいですが行きクスのほど息苦しいです weird joke.. what does it mean? lol
#33

@UbiquitousUser said in #32:

weird joke.. what does it mean? lol

I play full lichess on tv.i control by remort.I have Gboard app.by on it,we can type any language.

@UbiquitousUser said in #32: > weird joke.. what does it mean? lol I play full lichess on tv.i control by remort.I have Gboard app.by on it,we can type any language.
#34

One human lived in a home. He dropped his sandwich to a desk. Human just wanted to sleep.1 Hours left. He wanted to eat his sandwich but it isn't standing on a desk. He think "In my home someone eats it" but he realized he living home alone. The ants just steals his sandwich!

One human lived in a home. He dropped his sandwich to a desk. Human just wanted to sleep.1 Hours left. He wanted to eat his sandwich but it isn't standing on a desk. He think "In my home someone eats it" but he realized he living home alone. The ants just steals his sandwich!
#35

@DEAD_Account said in #34:

One human lived in a home. He dropped his sandwich to a desk. Human just wanted to sleep.1 Hours left. He wanted to eat his sandwich but it isn't standing on a desk. He think "In my home someone eats it" but he realized he living home alone. The ants just steals his sandwich!

100/100!!!!!!! exelant

@DEAD_Account said in #34: > One human lived in a home. He dropped his sandwich to a desk. Human just wanted to sleep.1 Hours left. He wanted to eat his sandwich but it isn't standing on a desk. He think "In my home someone eats it" but he realized he living home alone. The ants just steals his sandwich! 100/100!!!!!!! exelant
#37

A teacher asked the students with a sarcasm, "Those who think they're intelligent raise their hand." No one raised their hand. A student stand up and look directly in the eyes of teacher. Teacher asked, I told to raise hands, not to stand up. Student said to the teacher, "I think you should raise your hand." (Whole class erupted into laughter).

A teacher asked the students with a sarcasm, "Those who think they're intelligent raise their hand." No one raised their hand. A student stand up and look directly in the eyes of teacher. Teacher asked, I told to raise hands, not to stand up. Student said to the teacher, "I think you should raise your hand." (Whole class erupted into laughter).
#38

Why are all these jokes in the bin?

Because they're rubbish !

Why are all these jokes in the bin? Because they're rubbish !
#39

@NewGarryKasparov said in #37:

A teacher asked the students with a sarcasm, "Those who think they're intelligent raise their hand." No one raised their hand. A student stand up and look directly in the eyes of teacher. Teacher asked, I told to raise hands, not to stand up. Student said to the teacher, "I think you should raise your hand." (Whole class erupted into laughter).

100/100 now all saying very funny!!!

@NewGarryKasparov said in #37: > A teacher asked the students with a sarcasm, "Those who think they're intelligent raise their hand." No one raised their hand. A student stand up and look directly in the eyes of teacher. Teacher asked, I told to raise hands, not to stand up. Student said to the teacher, "I think you should raise your hand." (Whole class erupted into laughter). 100/100 now all saying very funny!!!