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@SimonBirch said in #38:

Because they're rubbish !

i didnt understand this.i read in class 5 age 14.BRUH

@SimonBirch said in #38: > Because they're rubbish ! i didnt understand this.i read in class 5 age 14.BRUH

@stixystix0212 said in #5:

Two hunters meet in the forest. Both are dead.

That’s not a joke, that’s reality.

So you're saying that at the exact time this guy posted this, two hunters died?

o_O

@stixystix0212 said in #5: > > Two hunters meet in the forest. Both are dead. > > That’s not a joke, that’s reality. So you're saying that at the exact time this guy posted this, two hunters died? o_O

@LordSupremeChess said in #42:

Two hunters meet in the forest. Both are dead.

That’s not a joke, that’s reality.

So you're saying that at the exact time this guy posted this, two hunters died?

o_O

they 2 hunter like killing.2 meat each othere 2 fire at time 2die

@LordSupremeChess said in #42: > > > Two hunters meet in the forest. Both are dead. > > > > That’s not a joke, that’s reality. > > So you're saying that at the exact time this guy posted this, two hunters died? > > o_O they 2 hunter like killing.2 meat each othere 2 fire at time 2die

POV: Boring + Stomachache (after dinner) = Me in the bathroom playing chess stressfully ended up with a lost by time.

POV: Boring + Stomachache (after dinner) = Me in the bathroom playing chess stressfully ended up with a lost by time.

@SimonBirch said in #40:

@Alamin4242 , you didn't rate my joke ?

It was a decent joke, Simon.

@SimonBirch said in #40: > @Alamin4242 , you didn't rate my joke ? It was a decent joke, Simon.

@OLLiEparker said in #29:

A Russian man and his wife where walking down the street and the man said "wow it's raining" but his wife said "no its actually snowing" while they where arguing a soviet officer named Rudolf the Red walked by and they asked him if it was raining or snowing. Rudolf the Red said well it's obviously snowing. after he left the mans wife said "I still think it's snowing." The man said "Rudolf the Red knows rain deer"
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/38/Rudolph%2C_The_Red-Nosed_Reindeer_Marion_Books.jpg

nobody likes my joke ):

@OLLiEparker said in #29: > A Russian man and his wife where walking down the street and the man said "wow it's raining" but his wife said "no its actually snowing" while they where arguing a soviet officer named Rudolf the Red walked by and they asked him if it was raining or snowing. Rudolf the Red said well it's obviously snowing. after he left the mans wife said "I still think it's snowing." The man said "Rudolf the Red knows rain deer" > https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/38/Rudolph%2C_The_Red-Nosed_Reindeer_Marion_Books.jpg nobody likes my joke ):

@OLLiEparker said in #46:

A Russian man and his wife where walking down the street and the man said "wow it's raining" but his wife said "no its actually snowing" while they where arguing a soviet officer named Rudolf the Red walked by and they asked him if it was raining or snowing. Rudolf the Red said well it's obviously snowing. after he left the mans wife said "I still think it's snowing." The man said "Rudolf the Red knows rain deer"
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/38/Rudolph%2C_The_Red-Nosed_Reindeer_Marion_Books.jpg

nobody likes my joke ):

It doesn't make me laugh, but it's a nice pun ;)

@OLLiEparker said in #46: > > A Russian man and his wife where walking down the street and the man said "wow it's raining" but his wife said "no its actually snowing" while they where arguing a soviet officer named Rudolf the Red walked by and they asked him if it was raining or snowing. Rudolf the Red said well it's obviously snowing. after he left the mans wife said "I still think it's snowing." The man said "Rudolf the Red knows rain deer" > > https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/38/Rudolph%2C_The_Red-Nosed_Reindeer_Marion_Books.jpg > > nobody likes my joke ): It doesn't make me laugh, but it's a nice pun ;)

@ThePracticeGuy said in #47:

A Russian man and his wife where walking down the street and the man said "wow it's raining" but his wife said "no its actually snowing" while they where arguing a soviet officer named Rudolf the Red walked by and they asked him if it was raining or snowing. Rudolf the Red said well it's obviously snowing. after he left the mans wife said "I still think it's snowing." The man said "Rudolf the Red knows rain deer"
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/38/Rudolph%2C_The_Red-Nosed_Reindeer_Marion_Books.jpg

nobody likes my joke ):

It doesn't make me laugh, but it's a nice pun ;)

):

@ThePracticeGuy said in #47: > > > A Russian man and his wife where walking down the street and the man said "wow it's raining" but his wife said "no its actually snowing" while they where arguing a soviet officer named Rudolf the Red walked by and they asked him if it was raining or snowing. Rudolf the Red said well it's obviously snowing. after he left the mans wife said "I still think it's snowing." The man said "Rudolf the Red knows rain deer" > > > https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/38/Rudolph%2C_The_Red-Nosed_Reindeer_Marion_Books.jpg > > > > nobody likes my joke ): > > > > It doesn't make me laugh, but it's a nice pun ;) ):

@OLLiEparker

Being sinceraly, I thought really funny the joke!XD

@OLLiEparker Being sinceraly, I thought really funny the joke!XD