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how do i eat the the queen in 10 moves.

All three of you are. Thanks for bringing a general discussion thread lower than off-topic

All three of you are. Thanks for bringing a general discussion thread lower than off-topic

@lizani said in #8:

Move 1. Identify the queen of your choice (white or black)
Move 2. Grab the queen of your choice
Move 3. Place the queen on a flat surface with one hand
Move 4. Grab a sharp knife in your other hand
Move 5. Slice a piece off the queen (some prefer top slice, others the bottom)
Move 6. Season the piece with salt and pepper
Move 7. Heat a pan and add butter
Move 8. Saute the sliced queen in the pan for 1 minute (check for doneness)
Move 9. Deglaze with white wine and add cream, check seasoning
Move 10. Serve on a plate and enjoy!
Hahaha good joke

@lizani said in #8: > Move 1. Identify the queen of your choice (white or black) > Move 2. Grab the queen of your choice > Move 3. Place the queen on a flat surface with one hand > Move 4. Grab a sharp knife in your other hand > Move 5. Slice a piece off the queen (some prefer top slice, others the bottom) > Move 6. Season the piece with salt and pepper > Move 7. Heat a pan and add butter > Move 8. Saute the sliced queen in the pan for 1 minute (check for doneness) > Move 9. Deglaze with white wine and add cream, check seasoning > Move 10. Serve on a plate and enjoy! Hahaha good joke

@g6firste6second said in #5:

the queen is never going put herself in a position to be eaten by you for dinner, not unless you plan to host a grand feast in honor of the queen, make sure this will be a feast she will remember, serve only the most finest quality of food, pile the dishes high with roast beef, roast chicken, pork chops and lamb chops, sausages, bacon and steak, boiled potatoes, roast potatoes, fries, yorkshire pudding, peas, carrots, gravy, ketchup, and, for some strange reason, one empty plate atop the dessert table...

funny

@g6firste6second said in #5: > the queen is never going put herself in a position to be eaten by you for dinner, not unless you plan to host a grand feast in honor of the queen, make sure this will be a feast she will remember, serve only the most finest quality of food, pile the dishes high with roast beef, roast chicken, pork chops and lamb chops, sausages, bacon and steak, boiled potatoes, roast potatoes, fries, yorkshire pudding, peas, carrots, gravy, ketchup, and, for some strange reason, one empty plate atop the dessert table... funny

@lizani said in #8:

Move 1. Identify the queen of your choice (white or black)
Move 2. Grab the queen of your choice
Move 3. Place the queen on a flat surface with one hand
Move 4. Grab a sharp knife in your other hand
Move 5. Slice a piece off the queen (some prefer top slice, others the bottom)
Move 6. Season the piece with salt and pepper
Move 7. Heat a pan and add butter
Move 8. Saute the sliced queen in the pan for 1 minute (check for doneness)
Move 9. Deglaze with white wine and add cream, check seasoning
Move 10. Serve on a plate and enjoy!

why not raw?

@lizani said in #8: > Move 1. Identify the queen of your choice (white or black) > Move 2. Grab the queen of your choice > Move 3. Place the queen on a flat surface with one hand > Move 4. Grab a sharp knife in your other hand > Move 5. Slice a piece off the queen (some prefer top slice, others the bottom) > Move 6. Season the piece with salt and pepper > Move 7. Heat a pan and add butter > Move 8. Saute the sliced queen in the pan for 1 minute (check for doneness) > Move 9. Deglaze with white wine and add cream, check seasoning > Move 10. Serve on a plate and enjoy! why not raw?

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