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how do i eat the the queen in 10 moves.

#1

Tell me how to eat the queen in 10 moves for dinner.

Tell me how to eat the queen in 10 moves for dinner.
#2

@solvec said in #1:

Tell me how to eat the queen in 10 moves for dinner.
albert einteiney said so by the way

@solvec said in #1: > Tell me how to eat the queen in 10 moves for dinner. albert einteiney said so by the way
#3

I love to eat queens and you don't need 10 moves. A couple of well known opening traps:
For White

  1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. Nxe5 Nxe4 4. Qe2 Nf6? 5. Nc6+
    For Black
  2. d4 d5 2. c4 e5 3. dxe5 d4 4. e3? Bb4+ 5. Bd2 dxe3 6. Bxb4? exf2 7.Kxf2 Qxd1
I love to eat queens and you don't need 10 moves. A couple of well known opening traps: For White 1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. Nxe5 Nxe4 4. Qe2 Nf6? 5. Nc6+ For Black 1. d4 d5 2. c4 e5 3. dxe5 d4 4. e3? Bb4+ 5. Bd2 dxe3 6. Bxb4? exf2 7.Kxf2 Qxd1
#4

@solvec said in #1:

Tell me how to eat the queen in 10 moves for dinner.
There's no forced way to trap the queen in 10 moves unless your opponent blunders into a tactic. But if you are saying metaphorically, 0__0, weird.

@solvec said in #1: > Tell me how to eat the queen in 10 moves for dinner. There's no forced way to trap the queen in 10 moves unless your opponent blunders into a tactic. But if you are saying metaphorically, 0__0, weird.
#5

@solvec said in #1:

Tell me how to eat the queen in 10 moves for dinner.

the queen is never going put herself in a position to be eaten by you for dinner, not unless you plan to host a grand feast in honor of the queen, make sure this will be a feast she will remember, serve only the most finest quality of food, pile the dishes high with roast beef, roast chicken, pork chops and lamb chops, sausages, bacon and steak, boiled potatoes, roast potatoes, fries, yorkshire pudding, peas, carrots, gravy, ketchup, and, for some strange reason, one empty plate atop the dessert table...

@solvec said in #1: > Tell me how to eat the queen in 10 moves for dinner. the queen is never going put herself in a position to be eaten by you for dinner, not unless you plan to host a grand feast in honor of the queen, make sure this will be a feast she will remember, serve only the most finest quality of food, pile the dishes high with roast beef, roast chicken, pork chops and lamb chops, sausages, bacon and steak, boiled potatoes, roast potatoes, fries, yorkshire pudding, peas, carrots, gravy, ketchup, and, for some strange reason, one empty plate atop the dessert table...
#6

"the queen is never going put herself in a position to be eaten "

  • Sometimes she does
    1 d4 d5 2 c4 e6 3 Nc3 Nf6 4 Bg5 Nbd7 5 Nxd5? Nxd5 6 Qxd8 Bb4+
"the queen is never going put herself in a position to be eaten " * Sometimes she does 1 d4 d5 2 c4 e6 3 Nc3 Nf6 4 Bg5 Nbd7 5 Nxd5? Nxd5 6 Qxd8 Bb4+
#7

@solvec,
Firstly, buy a chessboard
Secondly, go to the dinner table
Thirdly, setup the chessboard
Fourthly, play 10 moves
Finally, you know what to do. It's in the title.

@solvec, Firstly, buy a chessboard Secondly, go to the dinner table Thirdly, setup the chessboard Fourthly, play 10 moves Finally, you know what to do. It's in the title.
#8

Move 1. Identify the queen of your choice (white or black)
Move 2. Grab the queen of your choice
Move 3. Place the queen on a flat surface with one hand
Move 4. Grab a sharp knife in your other hand
Move 5. Slice a piece off the queen (some prefer top slice, others the bottom)
Move 6. Season the piece with salt and pepper
Move 7. Heat a pan and add butter
Move 8. Saute the sliced queen in the pan for 1 minute (check for doneness)
Move 9. Deglaze with white wine and add cream, check seasoning
Move 10. Serve on a plate and enjoy!

Move 1. Identify the queen of your choice (white or black) Move 2. Grab the queen of your choice Move 3. Place the queen on a flat surface with one hand Move 4. Grab a sharp knife in your other hand Move 5. Slice a piece off the queen (some prefer top slice, others the bottom) Move 6. Season the piece with salt and pepper Move 7. Heat a pan and add butter Move 8. Saute the sliced queen in the pan for 1 minute (check for doneness) Move 9. Deglaze with white wine and add cream, check seasoning Move 10. Serve on a plate and enjoy!
#9
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