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how do i eat the the queen in 10 moves.

#21

Tell me how to eat the queen in 10 moves for dinner.
There's no forced way to trap the queen in 10 moves unless your opponent blunders into a tactic. But if you are saying metaphorically, 0__0, weird.
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g6firste6second
43 hours ago

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@solvec said in #1:

Tell me how to eat the queen in 10 moves for dinner.

the queen is never going put herself in a position to be eaten by you for dinner, not unless you plan to host a grand feast in honor of the queen, make sure this will be a feast she will remember, serve only the most finest quality of food, pile the dishes high with roast beef, roast chicken, pork chops and lamb chops, sausages, bacon and steak, boiled potatoes, roast potatoes, fries, yorkshire pudding, peas, carrots, gravy, ketchup, and, for some strange reason, one empty plate atop the dessert table...
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tpr
42 hours ago

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"the queen is never going put herself in a position to be eaten "

  • Sometimes she does
    1 d4 d5 2 c4 e6 3 Nc3 Nf6 4 Bg5 Nbd7 5 Nxd5? Nxd5 6 Qxd8 Bb4+
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    BattIe_Chess
    42 hours ago

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@solvec,
Firstly, buy a chessboard
Secondly, go to the dinner table
Thirdly, setup the chessboard
Fourthly, play 10 moves
Finally, you know what to do. It's in the title.
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lizani
41 hours ago

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Move 1. Identify the queen of your choice (white or black)
Move 2. Grab the queen of your choice
Move 3. Place the queen on a flat surface with one hand
Move 4. Grab a sharp knife in your other hand
Move 5. Slice a piece off the queen (some prefer top slice, others the bottom)
Move 6. Season the piece with salt and pepper
Move 7. Heat a pan and add butter
Move 8. Saute the sliced queen in the pan for 1 minute (check for doneness)
Move 9. Deglaze with white wine and add cream, check seasoning
Move 10. Serve on a plate and enjoy!
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tpr
39 hours ago

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Here is a nice example
www.chessgames.com/perl/chessgame?gid=1242967
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>Tell me how to eat the queen in 10 moves for dinner. There's no forced way to trap the queen in 10 moves unless your opponent blunders into a tactic. But if you are saying metaphorically, 0__0, weird. +12 -11 laugh1 thinking1 heart horsey g6firste6second 43 hours ago #5 @solvec said in #1: >Tell me how to eat the queen in 10 moves for dinner. the queen is never going put herself in a position to be eaten by you for dinner, not unless you plan to host a grand feast in honor of the queen, make sure this will be a feast she will remember, serve only the most finest quality of food, pile the dishes high with roast beef, roast chicken, pork chops and lamb chops, sausages, bacon and steak, boiled potatoes, roast potatoes, fries, yorkshire pudding, peas, carrots, gravy, ketchup, and, for some strange reason, one empty plate atop the dessert table... +1 -1 laugh7 thinking heart horsey tpr 42 hours ago #6 "the queen is never going put herself in a position to be eaten " * Sometimes she does 1 d4 d5 2 c4 e6 3 Nc3 Nf6 4 Bg5 Nbd7 5 Nxd5? Nxd5 6 Qxd8 Bb4+ +11 -11 laugh2 thinking1 heart horsey1 BattIe_Chess 42 hours ago #7 @solvec, Firstly, buy a chessboard Secondly, go to the dinner table Thirdly, setup the chessboard Fourthly, play 10 moves Finally, you know what to do. It's in the title. +12 -1 laugh7 thinking heart horsey1 lizani 41 hours ago #8 Move 1. Identify the queen of your choice (white or black) Move 2. Grab the queen of your choice Move 3. Place the queen on a flat surface with one hand Move 4. Grab a sharp knife in your other hand Move 5. Slice a piece off the queen (some prefer top slice, others the bottom) Move 6. Season the piece with salt and pepper Move 7. Heat a pan and add butter Move 8. Saute the sliced queen in the pan for 1 minute (check for doneness) Move 9. Deglaze with white wine and add cream, check seasoning Move 10. Serve on a plate and enjoy! +11 -1 laugh9 thinking heart horsey #9 <Comment deleted by user> tpr 39 hours ago #10 Here is a nice example www.chessgames.com/perl/chessgame?gid=1242967 +1 -1 laugh2 thinking heart horsey 1 2
#26

When the escape routes are cut off, you can fork a queen like this:

https://lichess.org/7ELNvp8q/white#19

It's slightly more than 10 moves, but using a knife and fork might be in accordance with the etiquette.

When the escape routes are cut off, you can fork a queen like this: https://lichess.org/7ELNvp8q/white#19 It's slightly more than 10 moves, but using a knife and fork might be in accordance with the etiquette.
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@JACOBCHESS857 said in #28:

wait for blunder

As long as you are the superior player this is enough of course. But i like to serve for my opponent as a "blunder-assistant" to make blundering more easy for them ;-)

@JACOBCHESS857 said in #28: > wait for blunder As long as you are the superior player this is enough of course. But i like to serve for my opponent as a "blunder-assistant" to make blundering more easy for them ;-)
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@ILikeBlitz said in #26:

It's slightly more than 10 moves, but using a knife and fork might be in accordance with the etiquette.

I've just realized that eating the queen in 0 seconds isn't in accordance with the etiquette. When eating, one shouldn't hurry and should wait for the others.

@ILikeBlitz said in #26: > It's slightly more than 10 moves, but using a knife and fork might be in accordance with the etiquette. I've just realized that eating the queen in 0 seconds isn't in accordance with the etiquette. When eating, one shouldn't hurry and should wait for the others.

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