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Chess Jokes Part 2

What happened to Rook when he Sacrifices for pawn?DDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK pooped on pawn

What happened to Rook when he Sacrifices for pawn?DDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK pooped on pawn

@Gravija said in #2:

If you type "Ultra Extra Special Mega Giga Hyper Super Duper King" in Google, you can find Lichess!

Wow that actually works!

@Gravija said in #2: > If you type "Ultra Extra Special Mega Giga Hyper Super Duper King" in Google, you can find Lichess! Wow that actually works!

Ultra Extra Special Mega Giga Hyper Super Duper King, HOWWWWWWW

Ultra Extra Special Mega Giga Hyper Super Duper King, HOWWWWWWW
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웃 <- this is dave.

dave 웃 understands that playing chess will make them:

Frustrated
Unhappy
Crippled
Ketamine-addicted
1.00% less likely to get a girlfriend
c-class citizen
4 times more likely to end up homeless

therefore, dave 웃 does not play chess.
be like dave 웃

웃 <- this is dave. dave 웃 understands that playing chess will make them: Frustrated Unhappy Crippled Ketamine-addicted 1.00% less likely to get a girlfriend c-class citizen 4 times more likely to end up homeless therefore, dave 웃 does not play chess. be like dave 웃

@FunnyAnimatorJimTV said in #45:

웃 <- this is dave.

dave 웃 understands that playing chess will make them:

Frustrated
Unhappy
Crippled
Ketamine-addicted
1.00% less likely to get a girlfriend
c-class citizen
4 times more likely to end up homeless

therefore, dave 웃 does not play chess.
be like dave 웃
"I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid i can't do that." Hal.

@FunnyAnimatorJimTV said in #45: > 웃 <- this is dave. > > dave 웃 understands that playing chess will make them: > > Frustrated > Unhappy > Crippled > Ketamine-addicted > 1.00% less likely to get a girlfriend > c-class citizen > 4 times more likely to end up homeless > > therefore, dave 웃 does not play chess. > be like dave 웃 "I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid i can't do that." Hal.

WHO is the kings bodyguard the castle!

WHO is the kings bodyguard the castle!

Why did the chess player get in trouble?
He moved too quickly and got a knight in jail!
Check out Chess2Play

Why did the chess player get in trouble? He moved too quickly and got a knight in jail! Check out Chess2Play

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