Chess Jokes Part 2

Part 1:
https://lichess.org/forum/general-chess-discussion/chess-jokes-5?page=1

Let's start Part 2:
https://lichess.org/forum/general-chess-discussion/is-there-such-a-thing-as-the-salad-opening-or-no?page=1

https://lichess.org/forum/general-chess-discussion/betting-in-lichess

https://lichess.org/forum/general-chess-discussion/if-you-had-enough-resources?page=1

If you type "Ultra Extra Special Mega Giga Hyper Super Duper King" in Google, you can find Lichess!

so many that it cried for a sequel!

https://lichess.org/forum/general-chess-discussion/im-51-years-old-always-been-1600-how-do-i-become-a-gm--serious-answers-only-please#1

https://lichess.org/forum/general-chess-discussion/suggestion-to-ban-the-ultrabullet?page=1

https://lichess.org/forum/general-chess-discussion/fide-ratings-are-going-to-start-from-1400--whats-your-opinion-?page=1

I was in New York City visiting a friend many years ago and went out for coffee one morning.
At 8 a.m. on the corner of Amsterdam and 72nd Street, I saw Bruce Pandolfini waiting for a bus.
I had never met him before, but I certainly knew his face, and he knew mine.
We both gave each other a solemn head nod as we went about our way.
The next morning at exactly 8 a.m., I was back on Amsterdam and 72nd getting coffee, and lo and behold, I saw Bruce about to catch the bus again.
This time it was clear someone had to say something.
Bruce walked up to me, and said, "You know, if we see each other tomorrow, it will be a draw by repetition."

lol

why did the king die in his private castle?
a pawn played c4
not so funny
( ́・ω・`)? idk what to say

haha

@Gravija said in #2:

Ultra Extra Special Mega Giga Hyper Super Duper King
BRO NAAHHHHH I FOUND IT