KOTL: Lichess Version: Season 1, Game 1.

I go to the evergreen forest @A0Coolboycolombo

I walk around the forest a bit

@A0Coolboycolombo are you there?

I see a mushroom I slash it

@RoNnIeMuKeRjEe said in #454:

I walk around the forest a bit
You see a tall tree (Faluinos, Guardian of the Forest) that is being climbed by four monkeys with beeping heads.
One of them jumps down to confront you, walking closer menacingly as its head beeps loudly.

@A0Coolboycolombo said in #456:

You see a tall tree (Faluinos, Guardian of the Forest) that is being climbed by four monkeys with beeping heads.
One of them jumps down to confront you, walking closer menacingly as its head beeps loudly.
I attack : slash

@RoNnIeMuKeRjEe said in #457:

I attack : slash
In a KOTL attack, you must mention 3 things:
WHERE you attack (which body part), WHICH weapon you use, and HOW you attack (slice, stab, slash etc.)
The which and the where aren't here.

I stab the monkeys head with my sword @A0Coolboycolombo what happens next?

@RoNnIeMuKeRjEe said in #459:

I stab the monkeys head with my sword @A0Coolboycolombo what happens next?
Its head flies straight off- and promptly explodes when it's 10 feet away, leaving you dazed but unharmed.
+100 Gold.