1000 signs that you are a chess player

#550 When "The Dark Knight" is a chess piece and not a movie.

#551 When YOU join my team lichess.org/team/tournament-club
Please join my team by the way we have many members and we have a lot of tournaments.

#552 When you have an opinion on whether Stockfish is better than Houdini

When you continue playing, after you have accepted your personal chess plateau. It'll happen to you... It happens to everyone [even a GM] ...eventually. :]

#553 You draw chessboards on napkins

when stockfish is your best friend and you watch alpha zero at night to help u sleep

#554 When you think a lot of chess books are expensive

BTW, there’s some person that disliked the posts in this page of the topic

#556 When you tend to overthink everything.

#557 When you get excited and intrigued by something as cold and unfeeling as a computer named Alpha Zero ♟️

When you say "HOUDINI IS A COMPUTER, NOT A MAGICIAN!" to everyone who says Houdini is a magician