#559 You checkmated COVID-19
#560 You taught COVID-19 how to improve hischess because COVID-19 keeps getting scholar’s mated
You instantly know how to pronounce the word 'lichess'.
#561 You try to set everything in order.
you rage at any one who calls a rook a 'castle' and a knight a 'horse'
#563 You have the HotWheels chess cars
#564 you get pissed at people who don't wear white or black
#565 You find some chess puzzles beautiful...
like this:
White Play, mate in 4.
lichess.org/editor/3b4/8/6p1/1R6/8/3KP1pN/6pk/6Nb_w_-_-_0_1Don't use computer assistance!
#566 You have a chess piece as keychain...
#567 you don't do anything before you calculate several years ahead
#568
You think that Kasparov is the president of the USA
