#569 You know all chess games that have been played by heart
You know the french, Italian, and the Spanish by heart, yet you don't know how to say "Hi" in any of these languages
#571 Your favorite youtuber is agadmator
#572 Your favorite streamer is GM Hikaru
#573 You play chess everyday for at least 3 hours #574 Just want to yell at a person when he gets something messed up
#572 You have a hat for thinking in chess.
#573 Your opponent plays like shit and then you notice he’s higher rated then you. Which means you also play like shit.
Аfter every defeat You say you had a victorious position
#577 When you blunder a piece, you say it was a Tal sacrifice
#578 You stay away from people who call the Rook as 'Elephant'
579. Your house is on fire and you quickly checkmate the position on your board before you leave ROL
