1000 signs that you are a chess player

When you play chess Eight days a Week. :]

When you bump threads like this: BUMP! screeeeee-WHAM! Crash! Cheff-Goal De-BLOOMPH!
but you post in them anyway.

#582 You celebrate Lichess Aniverary the last June 20.

#583 When you forget to number the signs because you think about chess all day long

#584 You do not sleep during night and start to do obsessive chess questions like this: lichess.org/forum/general-chess-discussion/question-of-all-questions

#585 You keep this thread alive

586 your word is a 8x8 square

#648 when you see paving stones and think about a chess-board.

#588 you get angry when you lose only one game

#589 you are a bad loser