@qpalzm123456 said in #1:
> I'll start.
> There are three types of people in this world, people that can count and people that can't.
but actually it's a good joke))
What do you call a midget psychic who is missing? A small medium at-large.
Why did the psychotherapist drop out of American Idol? No one wanted to listen to Shrink Rap.
What is the difference between a common kitchen appliance and a flying clergyman? One is an air fryer and the other is an air friar.
Do you know the backstory behind the chicken crossing to the other side of the road? If the chicken crosses the road,great,but if the chicken gets hit by a vehicle,it goes to 'the other side'.
I mean,its not the backstory,its the dark side of the joke.
@DogyBrown said in #11:
> Whats the worst kind of chessgame? A game against stockfish
in any case, the smell of fish must be powerful to keep mistakes and blunders at bay
Jokes about vaccum cleaners suck.
Jokes about gravity are a downer.
Jokes about friction are a drag.
Why would the chicken cross the road
To get to the other slide
Its so old thou
@SushetaSS said in #43:
> Do you know the backstory behind the chicken crossing to the other side of the road? If the chicken crosses the road,great,but if the chicken gets hit by a vehicle,it goes to 'the other side'.
I know this is extremely dark,but it might be true.
Why did the mentally challenged man throw his clock into the air ?
He wanted to see time fly. - :]
Roses are red }:-)
Violets are blue ;)
If somebody is like you :)
You belong to zoo {:)
Don't worry I will be there for you ‡-)
Laughing at you ;-)
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