@DogyBrown said in #11:
Games against stockfish
Whaat?! lol
#1 best of worst jokes
for: Why The One Side of Face
First Prize is awarded to MrChess78
@Mrchess78 said in #12:
> "Horsey" walks into a bar, the barman says, "Why the one side of face. "? :).
Sheep: You're too controling
Border Collie: I herd you
Here's a joke:
Why did the child fall off the swing?
She had no arms
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the door's house.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "THE CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"
What’s brown and sticky? A stick
Have you seen the movie, “Constipation”?
You probably haven't because it hasn't come out yet.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto
Where do animals go when their tails fall off?
Walmart. They're one of the largest retailers in the world.
When is a king not a king? When he's a ruler.
Budapest loves pizza.
My stomach is the capital of Hungry.
Why did the psychiatrist walk into the bar?
Well, why do YOU think the psychiatrist walked into the bar?
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
Some math memes I found
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B27E61RIMAEP4A2.jpg
https://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED590/642643bfb60b9.jpeg
3 moles were chased by a cat into a tiny hole.
First mole says: Smells like cinammon in here!
Second mole says: Yes I smell cinammon too!
Third mole says: I only smell Molasses
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the p is silent.
Whts the age of mountain?
Tain= ten
Can I say you a joke
'A joke ' I told
I said I will tell 'a joke ' that's it
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