Say this out loud- Ice Women Diary:Aa witch’s tin key
Did you hear about the award winning farmer ?
He is known to be outstanding in his field.
Johnny Depp has a new pirate movie out.
It's rated...Rrrrrr.
What do cows like to do for entertainment ?
They like to go to the Mooovies. - :]
Why was the ketchup late for school, He couldn't catch up
Answer this question / choose it
___________ I am idiot
a) No
b)Yes
c) A
d) B
@richniftyrabbit said in #31:
> Say this out loud- Ice Women Diary:Aa witch’s tin key
Lol when u say it out loud - I swim in diarrhoea which is stinky
Toto said to his mum :
-Mum I want some chocolate !
-OK here, take a big part of chocolate.
5 minutes later
-Mum I want some chocolate !
-But you just ate chocolate right now !
-Yes but I wanted a little part of chocolate
One day a man was walking on the street. A huge tree stood beside him and the tree asked for chocolate! The man had no chocolate with him. He explained this the tree now leashed him so much that whare he lived in india, he got lashed and went to mexico! Now the tree got dead by slapping with its leaves and the man began to cry running to the airport to reach home. After that his wife said HOW DARE YOU STEP OUT? THERE WAS SOUP AND NIW IT IS STINKING! DRINK THIS RIGHT NOW! He ate it and vomited. And went to bed crying for a whole year!!!
Did a ghost visit the hospital?
Yes, but he had no boo boo.
Ban pre-shredded cheese!
Make America grate again.
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> Why did the psychiatrist walk into the bar?
> Well, why do YOU think the psychiatrist walked into the bar?
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One but the lightbulb needs to want to change.
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