Share your 2025 news stories, but in a haiku.

Was it OTB
or on lichess? What was the
critical moment?

I watched some master
games with Rapport Jabova;
learned how to play it.

@morphyms1817
Please do post a game
where you've played this opening
for us all to see

@The_Merry_Chesster said in #33:

@morphyms1817
Please do post a game
where you've played this opening
for us all to see

reload this page, you will see

@morphyms1817
I did reload, and:
Those Jobava games appeared.
Thank you for the tip!

All they're telling me
news in print, and on TV:
They've all gone crazy

Carissa Yip won
her black game with Hou Yifan
this week, a Ruy.

Seventy percent
Of MAGA accounts on X
Are based overseas

Democrats had files

For four long years already!

Why not release THEN?

(Sorry, @morphyms1817, but it's hard for me to let a Dem talking point, even in rhyme, go unrefuted. I sympathize with your suggestion in #9, however. It would have been nice to see politics get a rest).

Here's a non-political one, as compensation:

Hope and faith pay off:

Cowboys dig out of deep hole!

(Eagles fall to Earth).

(I watched the expanded highlights of that game - talk about exciting. Cowboys badly needed that uplift.)

@Noflaps