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3I/ATLAS bombed!
Avi Loeb said they're E.T.s'
That was so fake news!

3I/ATLAS bombed! Avi Loeb said they're E.T.s' That was so fake news!

Feds just outlawed the hemp
Up in smoke
Knock, knock, Dave’s not here!

Feds just outlawed the hemp Up in smoke Knock, knock, Dave’s not here!

@HerkyHawkeye said in #2:

Feds just outlawed the hemp
Up in smoke
Knock, knock, Dave’s not here!

Who is Dave...are they like, Mary Jane?

@HerkyHawkeye said in #2: > Feds just outlawed the hemp > Up in smoke > Knock, knock, Dave’s not here! Who is Dave...are they like, Mary Jane?

@morphyms1817 said in #3:

Feds just outlawed the hemp
Up in smoke
Knock, knock, Dave’s not here!

Who is Dave...are they like, Mary Jane?

Who is it? lol

@morphyms1817 said in #3: > > Feds just outlawed the hemp > > Up in smoke > > Knock, knock, Dave’s not here! > > Who is Dave...are they like, Mary Jane? Who is it? lol

#1

Haiku is a 3 line poem usually in the form:

1st line has 5 syllables, 2nd line has 7 syllables and the 3rd line has 5 syllables.

#1 Haiku is a 3 line poem usually in the form: 1st line has 5 syllables, 2nd line has 7 syllables and the 3rd line has 5 syllables.

My apologies for the poor effort to add humor. It was ill advised and not funny at all. I also apologize for derailing the thread.

My apologies for the poor effort to add humor. It was ill advised and not funny at all. I also apologize for derailing the thread.

A very, very late news item from 1977,

General Lee topped
60 on the Hazzard flats!
Sheriff impounded!!

@rachel8

A very, very late news item from 1977, General Lee topped 60 on the Hazzard flats! Sheriff impounded!! @rachel8

Trump's a pedophile,
That is why he won't release
That big Epstein file.

Trump's a pedophile, That is why he won't release That big Epstein file.

@CoffeeBeanKiller said in #8:

Trump's a pedophile,
That is why he won't release
That big Epstein file.

Maybe this fun forum doesn't need politics infused.

@CoffeeBeanKiller said in #8: > Trump's a pedophile, > That is why he won't release > That big Epstein file. Maybe this fun forum doesn't need politics infused.

#8 #9

Oh, they're not online now, guess that was a driveby.

#8 #9 Oh, they're not online now, guess that was a driveby.