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That ain't politics,
It's just twenty-twenty-five
Biggest news story.

That ain't politics, It's just twenty-twenty-five Biggest news story.

Companies and people have been sued for millions, billions the last couple of years for throwing around baseless accusations. Could you go make your own thread, please?

@CoffeeBeanKiller

Companies and people have been sued for millions, billions the last couple of years for throwing around baseless accusations. Could you go make your own thread, please? @CoffeeBeanKiller

I don't give a flap,
Maybe you know what I mean.
My spaniel agrees.

I don't give a flap, Maybe you know what I mean. My spaniel agrees.

Companies -- which ones? --
Would have been sued for billions --
How many billions?

Companies -- which ones? -- Would have been sued for billions -- How many billions?

Ain't read no haiku
Guess OP drove up in a
Brand new Cadillac.

Ain't read no haiku Guess OP drove up in a Brand new Cadillac.

C'mon, give me haikus
Gimme gimme haikus yo
Give me haikus c'mon!

C'mon, give me haikus Gimme gimme haikus yo Give me haikus c'mon!

All Opening prep.
Ruined by chess 960.
Ruined by yearbook.

(Hint: The author is German correspondence GM Arno Nickel.) ;-)

All Opening prep. Ruined by chess 960. Ruined by yearbook. (Hint: The author is German correspondence GM Arno Nickel.) ;-)

I bet 99.67575% of the people on Lichess don't even know what a haiku is
(Unless they Google it)

I bet 99.67575% of the people on Lichess don't even know what a haiku is (Unless they Google it)

Okay maybe not 99.67575% but at least 87%

Okay maybe not 99.67575% but at least 87%