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Dark Jokes (again)

I think if you're gonna start a thread called Dark Jokes you should start with a dark joke. I'd tell one but it'll probably get taken down anyway.

I think if you're gonna start a thread called Dark Jokes you should start with a dark joke. I'd tell one but it'll probably get taken down anyway.

My jokes are too dark, you won't be able to see them.

My jokes are too dark, you won't be able to see them.

I have so many but care for my lichess account .

I have so many but care for my lichess account .

@WassimBerbar said in #4:

I have so many but care for my lichess account .

Me too.

I'm banned though...
So I'll tell the least darkest one:

What do you call a teacher who never passes gas in public?
A private tooter.

@WassimBerbar said in #4: > I have so many but care for my lichess account . Me too. I'm banned though... So I'll tell the least darkest one: What do you call a teacher who never passes gas in public? A private tooter.

What do you call a short height women who is a mother?

Minimum

What do you call a short height women who is a mother? Minimum

Why don't "dark" be spelled as "darc"?
Because C has the same pronounciation of "see" and you can't see anything in .

Why don't "dark" be spelled as "darc"? Because C has the same pronounciation of "see" and you can't see anything in .
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Drake turns off lights

"I'm sorry. My irrational fear was actually my own insecurity in life surfacing in my percieved vulnerability which is really because I just don't understand you."

Darkness be like

Yes Tell me more about me

Drake turns off lights "I'm sorry. My irrational fear was actually my own insecurity in life surfacing in my percieved vulnerability which is really because I just don't understand you." Darkness be like Yes Tell me more about me

dark humor is just like water

not everyone gets it

dark humor is just like water not everyone gets it

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