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Dark Jokes (again)

What's the difference between Red Hot Chilli Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Well Harriet Tubman was a heroine to slaves.....

What's the difference between Red Hot Chilli Peppers and Harriet Tubman? Well Harriet Tubman was a heroine to slaves.....

"children make mistakes in the dark"
"mistakes in the dark make children"

"children make mistakes in the dark" "mistakes in the dark make children"

What do totally regular people and murderers have in common?
Dark pasts.

What do totally regular people and murderers have in common? Dark pasts.

There is a frog in my walls . . . Is that ok?

There is a frog in my walls . . . Is that ok?

"How many xxx does it take to change a light bulb?" are entire class of "dark jokes" presumably the light bulb is not working hence folks are in the dark.

How many psychologists does it take to change light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None, that is a hardware problem.

"How many xxx does it take to change a light bulb?" are entire class of "dark jokes" presumably the light bulb is not working hence folks are in the dark. How many psychologists does it take to change light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change. How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, that is a hardware problem.

The darker the joke, the lamer the people that "get" it.
The really dark people have been over this shit since the carboniferous era.

The darker the joke, the lamer the people that "get" it. The really dark people have been over this shit since the carboniferous era.

If vegetarians eat vegetables the does a humanitarian eat Humans?
(If that were true then I would be a mangotarian)

If vegetarians eat vegetables the does a humanitarian eat Humans? (If that were true then I would be a mangotarian)

If you eat an apple everyday, doctors will hate you

If you eat an apple everyday, doctors will hate you

A person who was looking for a descent career became a skydiver.

A person who was looking for a descent career became a skydiver.

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