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How good are you at chess?

I am between beginner and intermediate.

I am between beginner and intermediate.

I'm a Candidate Master (probably forever^^).

I'm a Candidate Master (probably forever^^).

I'm the best chess player in the world. You can't change my mind.

I'm the best chess player in the world. You can't change my mind.

I can't really tell. I picked up chess again after different year long stints of being into it and for some reason I feel more adept, but I don't trust it. Many times I feel like an idiot. I wish our local chess club was open because I'd like to sit over a board at a real tournament.

I bet I'm like many of you that have his/her CPU out while other distractions like TV or family members are around. Some days I can take ten L's in a row from really weak opponents, some days I can beat what I consider to be really good players.

It seems on lichess that there are many more players rated over 2000 blitz and rapid. I don't think I'm going to pass that level, but I can beat folks in the 1900, I really don't know what that means in FIDE. I think I may have a FIDE if they keep them from 32 years ago when I was in high school, if so, it is not very impressive.

I can't really tell. I picked up chess again after different year long stints of being into it and for some reason I feel more adept, but I don't trust it. Many times I feel like an idiot. I wish our local chess club was open because I'd like to sit over a board at a real tournament. I bet I'm like many of you that have his/her CPU out while other distractions like TV or family members are around. Some days I can take ten L's in a row from really weak opponents, some days I can beat what I consider to be really good players. It seems on lichess that there are many more players rated over 2000 blitz and rapid. I don't think I'm going to pass that level, but I can beat folks in the 1900, I really don't know what that means in FIDE. I think I may have a FIDE if they keep them from 32 years ago when I was in high school, if so, it is not very impressive.

From an outside perspective--- above average. My 1779 rating puts me in the top 25% of lichess players. But to anyone who is actually good at chess I am laughably weak. So it all depends on your perspective.

From an outside perspective--- above average. My 1779 rating puts me in the top 25% of lichess players. But to anyone who is actually good at chess I am laughably weak. So it all depends on your perspective.

Better than magnus carlsen, better than all the GMs that ever existed.

Better than magnus carlsen, better than all the GMs that ever existed.

I'm pretty bad, but I don't really care: I enjoy playing, and it's a nice way to escape reality while also having fun, so I stick at it while I can

I'm pretty bad, but I don't really care: I enjoy playing, and it's a nice way to escape reality while also having fun, so I stick at it while I can

So anyway, now hear the sound
 of the very best chessplayer for miles around.
I’m the fellow who’s where it’s at;
 there’s absolutely no denying that.
Yes, I’m the apex, I’m the best,
 I’m considerably better than all the rest:
the acme, the zenith, the tippest of the top;
 the ne plus ultra and the hippest of the hop;
the summit, the pinnacle, the highest of the high;
 the apogee of chessplayers — that’s I.

(I wish.)

With apologies to Peter Schickele. 😉

So anyway, now hear the sound  of the very best chessplayer for miles around. I’m the fellow who’s where it’s at;  there’s absolutely no denying that. Yes, I’m the apex, I’m the best,  I’m considerably better than all the rest: the acme, the zenith, the tippest of the top;  the ne plus ultra and the hippest of the hop; the summit, the pinnacle, the highest of the high;  the apogee of chessplayers — that’s I.   (I wish.) With apologies to Peter Schickele. 😉

I'm better than everyone else in the world, except the ones who are better than me.

I'm better than everyone else in the world, except the ones who are better than me.

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