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PUPPY3000

#22

It will kill your opponent!!

dfn00b edited

#23

I can't believe this thread(s) is still going, but this is worth the necro

It turns out scientists have determined players make about 25% more mistakes if there is air pollution

so this is actually good strategy after all (assuming you can't smell your own)

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/feb/02/air-pollution-causes-chess-players-to-make-bigger-mistakes-study-finds

YOU'RE WELCOME

I can't believe this thread(s) is still going, but this is worth the necro It turns out scientists have determined players make about 25% more mistakes if there is air pollution so this is actually good strategy after all (assuming you can't smell your own) https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/feb/02/air-pollution-causes-chess-players-to-make-bigger-mistakes-study-finds YOU'RE WELCOME

Shreksify

#24

I just fart and then look at the person behind me.

Panagrellus

#25

Q: How do you fart when you are at a chess tournament?

A: en passant.

Q: How do you fart when you are at a chess tournament? A: en passant.

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EmaciatedSpaniard

#27

I'm wondering about the commenters who deleted their posts.
Are those silent but deadly?

I'm wondering about the commenters who deleted their posts. Are those silent but deadly?

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m011235

#29

Tournament tie breakers should be decided by farting contests, 3 norms granting the title of Grand Farter (GF).

Nisko1234 edited

#30

I think you should use that power to win against your opponent. Hold it in, and when you're in time trouble or a bad position you can "extort" your opponent to offer a draw or even to resign.