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How to open a door

#51

Pay all your money to builders of your house to make a hole at the top of it. They are that bad that they made a hole for 1 cm.
Then you sing: The life is so hard :(((

Pay all your money to builders of your house to make a hole at the top of it. They are that bad that they made a hole for 1 cm. Then you sing: The life is so hard :(((
#52

@Gleb_Momot said in #51:

Pay all your money to builders of your house to make a hole at the top of it. They are that bad that they made a hole for 1 cm.
Then you sing: The life is so hard :(((
the life is to hard so you must decide if you want to die or you must OPEN A DOOOOOOOOORRRRRR (i keept the song)
All the persons have to make another paragraph with this song (it needs to have rhitm) AND WE WILL MAKE A BAND!
WARNING IM NOT SO GOOD SINGER

@Gleb_Momot said in #51: > Pay all your money to builders of your house to make a hole at the top of it. They are that bad that they made a hole for 1 cm. > Then you sing: The life is so hard :((( the life is to hard so you must decide if you want to die or you must OPEN A DOOOOOOOOORRRRRR (i keept the song) All the persons have to make another paragraph with this song (it needs to have rhitm) AND WE WILL MAKE A BAND! WARNING IM NOT SO GOOD SINGER
#53

@AyaanshGaur12 said in #50:

This and SNL - never fail to make us laugh
I prolly never understand why ppl like kimmel and fallon that much tho

"What happened to the test?"
"What? Oh, I spilled some food on it."
"Food? What food?"
"What are you talking about?"

George is such a proficient liar, he knows all the tricks in the book, lol.

@AyaanshGaur12 said in #50: > This and SNL - never fail to make us laugh > I prolly never understand why ppl like kimmel and fallon that much tho "What happened to the test?" "What? Oh, I spilled some food on it." "Food? What food?" "What are you talking about?" George is such a proficient liar, he knows all the tricks in the book, lol.
#54

@The_Merry_Chesster said in #53:

George is such a proficient liar, he knows all the tricks in the book, lol.

Lol exactly — it just wud have been funnier if he had completed the "where'd you get the coffee from" joke

@The_Merry_Chesster said in #53: > George is such a proficient liar, he knows all the tricks in the book, lol. Lol exactly — it just wud have been funnier if he had completed the "where'd you get the coffee from" joke
#55

I have one more suggestion...If you see a Red Door...Paint it Black. - :]
P.S. If you look Behind the Green Door...You'll get a big surprise ! - :]

I have one more suggestion...If you see a Red Door...Paint it Black. - :] P.S. If you look Behind the Green Door...You'll get a big surprise ! - :]
#56

@Toscani said in #21:

How to Open a Door
Approach the door cautiously. Stare at it like it's going to open by itself.

Inspect the door closely for any signs of abuse. Check your hands to make sure they're clean. Gently touch the door to see if it's secure. Examine the handle for any fingerprints. Don't trust the hinges. Handle with care. Give the handle a wiggle to see if it turns. Force it. Turn the handle one way, then the other.

Pause and see what happens. Try pulling the door towards you, don't forget to turn the knob. Push the door away from you, because it didn't open. Look around for hidden instructions, because it still doesn't open. Shake the handle furiously, because why not? Look above the door for advice.

Go to another door. That was the ladies' washroom and someone was there.

Take a deep breath and perform a mental reset. Use both hands (because one door is clearly not enough). Don't you see this door isn't installed? It's just a demo door at the hardware store.

If you're looking around in confusion, wondering how you got here... beats me, you're the one that was reading the post! Why did this happen to you? Because is the answer.

Pretend you never read the post – not the door post, the forum post.

now say that in spanish
;)

@Toscani said in #21: > How to Open a Door > Approach the door cautiously. Stare at it like it's going to open by itself. > > Inspect the door closely for any signs of abuse. Check your hands to make sure they're clean. Gently touch the door to see if it's secure. Examine the handle for any fingerprints. Don't trust the hinges. Handle with care. Give the handle a wiggle to see if it turns. Force it. Turn the handle one way, then the other. > > Pause and see what happens. Try pulling the door towards you, don't forget to turn the knob. Push the door away from you, because it didn't open. Look around for hidden instructions, because it still doesn't open. Shake the handle furiously, because why not? Look above the door for advice. > > Go to another door. That was the ladies' washroom and someone was there. > > Take a deep breath and perform a mental reset. Use both hands (because one door is clearly not enough). Don't you see this door isn't installed? It's just a demo door at the hardware store. > > If you're looking around in confusion, wondering how you got here... beats me, you're the one that was reading the post! Why did this happen to you? Because is the answer. > > Pretend you never read the post – not the door post, the forum post. now say that in spanish ;)

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