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How to Open a Door
Approach the door cautiously. Stare at it like it's going to open by itself.

Inspect the door closely for any signs of abuse. Check your hands to make sure they're clean. Gently touch the door to see if it's secure. Examine the handle for any fingerprints. Don't trust the hinges. Handle with care. Give the handle a wiggle to see if it turns. Force it. Turn the handle one way, then the other.

Pause and see what happens. Try pulling the door towards you, don't forget to turn the knob. Push the door away from you, because it didn't open. Look around for hidden instructions, because it still doesn't open. Shake the handle furiously, because why not? Look above the door for advice.

Go to another door. That was the ladies' washroom and someone was there.

Take a deep breath and perform a mental reset. Use both hands (because one door is clearly not enough). Don't you see this door isn't installed? It's just a demo door at the hardware store.

If you're looking around in confusion, wondering how you got here... beats me, you're the one that was reading the post! Why did this happen to you? Because is the answer.

Pretend you never read the post – not the door post, the forum post.

How to Open a Door Approach the door cautiously. Stare at it like it's going to open by itself. Inspect the door closely for any signs of abuse. Check your hands to make sure they're clean. Gently touch the door to see if it's secure. Examine the handle for any fingerprints. Don't trust the hinges. Handle with care. Give the handle a wiggle to see if it turns. Force it. Turn the handle one way, then the other. Pause and see what happens. Try pulling the door towards you, don't forget to turn the knob. Push the door away from you, because it didn't open. Look around for hidden instructions, because it still doesn't open. Shake the handle furiously, because why not? Look above the door for advice. Go to another door. That was the ladies' washroom and someone was there. Take a deep breath and perform a mental reset. Use both hands (because one door is clearly not enough). Don't you see this door isn't installed? It's just a demo door at the hardware store. If you're looking around in confusion, wondering how you got here... beats me, you're the one that was reading the post! Why did this happen to you? Because is the answer. Pretend you never read the post – not the door post, the forum post.

Skittle-Head

#22

You haven't been trying to go... In the Out Door, have you ?? - :]

matusayayim

#23

Look my way to open a door is the best you can find.
Some persons tell me is to violent, i don't know why they keep telling me to stop doing it.
https://imgur.com/VHyxrnT.gif
With that way you will have the "TITLE OF OPENING DOORS"

Look my way to open a door is the best you can find. Some persons tell me is to violent, i don't know why they keep telling me to stop doing it. https://imgur.com/VHyxrnT.gif With that way you will have the "TITLE OF OPENING DOORS"

Dukedog

#24

One alternative is to

Break on through ( to the other side).

One alternative is to Break on through ( to the other side).

Skittle-Head

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#25

Stay home and listen to Doors music all day
Hire a Doorman
Ask your Mother - :] p. s. I see that this is your first post. Welcome to the forum ! The right place to go for all your door problems - :] - @Juanito_1071 -

Stay home and listen to Doors music all day Hire a Doorman Ask your Mother - :] p. s. I see that this is your first post. Welcome to the forum ! The right place to go for all your door problems - :] - @Juanito_1071 -

what_game_is_this

#26

For opening a can you need a can-opener, unless there is a tab you can pull.

If you can find a tab to pull on your door, pull it, otherwise you will need a door-opener.

For opening a can you need a can-opener, unless there is a tab you can pull. If you can find a tab to pull on your door, pull it, otherwise you will need a door-opener.

Toscani

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#27

What does open door mean in slang?
idiom. : to give special opportunities to (someone)

https://www.bible.com/events/358539

What does open door mean in slang? idiom. : to give special opportunities to (someone) https://www.bible.com/events/358539

DogyBrown

#28

wait till someone comes out from the door

#29

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