As the FSM said after he saw what he had done, my God, what have I created?
I just watch Lydia on TV & my mom is Italian as well ... in fact I just thought about it & wanna cook soon (in a few hours) Pasta !
@ThunderClap
thats cool, let me know how it went
@chesspanda6 said in #20:
<snips a lot>
> *plants spaghetti in the ground and a spaghetti tree grows, THEN TAKES AN AXE AND CHOPS IT DOWN >:D*
Everyone should know by now that the bet way to grow spaghetti trees at home is to "place a sprig of spaghetti in a tin of tomato sauce and hope for the best".
the spaghetti harvest in Switerland: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVo_wkxH9dU
those Swiss know how to celebrate a religious holiday.
@chesspanda6 said in #29:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > *cracks spaghetti in defiance*
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > YOU MUST NOT CRACK SPAGHETTI
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > *takes a hammer and smashes the spaghetti in defiance*
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > YOU MUST NOT DESTROY SPAGHETTI IN ANY WAY
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > *attempts to use spaghetti as drumsticks, but the spaghetti breaks*
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > SPAGHETTI IS USED AS FOOD NOT DRUMSTICKS
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > *uses spaghetti as a match*
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > DON'T BURN THE SPAGHETTI ToT
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > *plants spaghetti in the ground and a spaghetti tree grows, THEN TAKES AN AXE AND CHOPS IT DOWN >:D*
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
> > > > >
> > > > > *yet, the spaghetti tree grows back.*
> > > > >
> > > > > *takes a steel spaghetti and slams the spaghetti tree with the force of an elephant, and all spaghetti immediately expires in the world.*
> > > >
> > > > TOTOTOTOTOT DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU FIEND
> > >
> > > *suddenly, everyone seems to forget about spaghetti and macaroni pasta is the new trend. it seems as though spaghetti was never there in the first place. . .*
> >
> > TOT
>
> >:DDDDDDD :D
*throws spagetti into a volcano to let it boil then add season. Best served hot or boiling :D
@chesspanda6 said in #28:
> > Don't forgive them, for they will never ever know.
>
> Forgive them, for they know not
Ok. As soon as I've figured out how this magical act called forgiving works, I'll be sure to perform it for the masses.
Does it involve waving my arms around in mysterious ways, or do I need a magic wand?
As I understand it, it must go something like: 1, 2, 3... Forgive!
I've never truly come to understand the concept, to be honest.
Either things are right, or they aren't.
In either case, a word like "forgiveness" sounds like some sort of a magic spell to me.
Just a word. Posing as an actual physical factuality.
@WillyGudelian said in #36:
> > > Don't forgive them, for they will never ever know.
> >
> > Forgive them, for they know not
>
> Ok. As soon as I've figured out how this magical act called forgiving works, I'll be sure to perform it for the masses.
> Does it involve waving my arms around in mysterious ways, or do I need a magic wand?
> As I understand it, it must go something like: 1, 2, 3... Forgive!
>
> I've never truly come to understand the concept, to be honest.
> Either things are right, or they aren't.
> In either case, a word like "forgiveness" sounds like some sort of a magic spell to me.
> Just a word. Posing as an actual physical factuality.
I shall seek revenge against you for writing this post! And I shall never stop pursuing you until my revenge is fulfilled!
*cracks the spaghetti into two pieces in defiance*
@E4_Entangler said in #38:
> *cracks the spaghetti into two pieces in defiance*
You are forgiven.
@E4_Entangler said in #38:
> *cracks the spaghetti into two pieces in defiance*
although that is not possible if you snap it normally
proved by physics :)