@CoffeeBeanKiller said in #1:
> Dear Flying Spaghetti Monster,
>
> It has come to our attention that some forum users are posting horrors, yes, literal horrors, regarding the preparation and cooking of pasta. O lord FSM, may You give us the strength to deal with such heinous views without losing our temper, and may Your Noodly Appendage touch them and make them see the light, and may You forgive them, for they know not.
>
> R'Amen.
Hail, fellow Pastafarian!
The cooking of pasta is natural and the true course of things. Was He, Our Saviour, not boiled in the bowl for our sins? The cooking of nonsentient pasta is but a tribute to His great sacrifice.
May the FSM, in His Noodly Glory, enlighten the minds of the unbelievers and bring them to His glorious truth.
And now may the Tste of Our Lord FSM, His mighty Sauce, and the awesomeness of His Noodly Appendage, be with us all, now and forever.
R'amen.
@chesspanda6 said in #7:
> *cracks spaghetti in defiance*
YOU MUST NOT CRACK SPAGHETTI
@ankulchess said in #12:
> > *cracks spaghetti in defiance*
>
> YOU MUST NOT CRACK SPAGHETTI
*takes a hammer and smashes the spaghetti in defiance*
@chesspanda6 said in #13:
> > > *cracks spaghetti in defiance*
> >
> > YOU MUST NOT CRACK SPAGHETTI
>
> *takes a hammer and smashes the spaghetti in defiance*
YOU MUST NOT DESTROY SPAGHETTI IN ANY WAY
@ankulchess said in #14:
> > > > *cracks spaghetti in defiance*
> > >
> > > YOU MUST NOT CRACK SPAGHETTI
> >
> > *takes a hammer and smashes the spaghetti in defiance*
>
> YOU MUST NOT DESTROY SPAGHETTI IN ANY WAY
*attempts to use spaghetti as drumsticks, but the spaghetti breaks*
@chesspanda6 said in #15:
> > > > > *cracks spaghetti in defiance*
> > > >
> > > > YOU MUST NOT CRACK SPAGHETTI
> > >
> > > *takes a hammer and smashes the spaghetti in defiance*
> >
> > YOU MUST NOT DESTROY SPAGHETTI IN ANY WAY
>
> *attempts to use spaghetti as drumsticks, but the spaghetti breaks*
SPAGHETTI IS USED AS FOOD NOT DRUMSTICKS
In the name of the flying noodle, the sauce and the holy colander, R'amen.
@ankulchess said in #16:
> > > > > > *cracks spaghetti in defiance*
> > > > >
> > > > > YOU MUST NOT CRACK SPAGHETTI
> > > >
> > > > *takes a hammer and smashes the spaghetti in defiance*
> > >
> > > YOU MUST NOT DESTROY SPAGHETTI IN ANY WAY
> >
> > *attempts to use spaghetti as drumsticks, but the spaghetti breaks*
>
> SPAGHETTI IS USED AS FOOD NOT DRUMSTICKS
*uses spaghetti as a match*
@chesspanda6 said in #18:@chesspanda6 said in #18:
> > > > > > > *cracks spaghetti in defiance*
> > > > > >
> > > > > > YOU MUST NOT CRACK SPAGHETTI
> > > > >
> > > > > *takes a hammer and smashes the spaghetti in defiance*
> > > >
> > > > YOU MUST NOT DESTROY SPAGHETTI IN ANY WAY
> > >
> > > *attempts to use spaghetti as drumsticks, but the spaghetti breaks*
> >
> > SPAGHETTI IS USED AS FOOD NOT DRUMSTICKS
>
> *uses spaghetti as a match*
DON'T BURN THE SPAGHETTI ToT
@ankulchess said in #19:
> > > > > > > > *cracks spaghetti in defiance*
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > YOU MUST NOT CRACK SPAGHETTI
> > > > > >
> > > > > > *takes a hammer and smashes the spaghetti in defiance*
> > > > >
> > > > > YOU MUST NOT DESTROY SPAGHETTI IN ANY WAY
> > > >
> > > > *attempts to use spaghetti as drumsticks, but the spaghetti breaks*
> > >
> > > SPAGHETTI IS USED AS FOOD NOT DRUMSTICKS
> >
> > *uses spaghetti as a match*
>
>
> DON'T BURN THE SPAGHETTI ToT
*plants spaghetti in the ground and a spaghetti tree grows, THEN TAKES AN AXE AND CHOPS IT DOWN >:D*