Dear Flying Spaghetti Monster,
It has come to our attention that some forum users are posting horrors, yes, literal horrors, regarding the preparation and cooking of pasta. O lord FSM, may You give us the strength to deal with such heinous views without losing our temper, and may Your Noodly Appendage touch them and make them see the light, and may You forgive them, for they know not.
R'Amen.
What is even the point of this thread, to make more threads?
@PeckingOrderChess said in #2:
> What is even the point of this thread, to make more threads?
You are forgiven.
I’d Really Rather You Didn’t act like a sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou ass when describing my Noodly Goodness. If some people don’t believe in Me, that’s okay. Really, I’m not that vain. Besides, this isn’t about them so don’t change the subject.
How is a dish of Flying Spaghetti Monster best prepared and served?
@Cedur216 said in #4:
> I’d Really Rather You Didn’t act like a sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou ass when describing my Noodly Goodness. If some people don’t believe in Me, that’s okay. Really, I’m not that vain. Besides, this isn’t about them so don’t change the subject.
But I *am* holier than thou. The proof is I am eating spaghetti at every meal. Can you say the same? Hmm?
*cracks spaghetti in defiance*
I will sue the flying thingy, since he ́s (it) obviously a copycat and an imposter.
Wait, sorry I forgot it doesn't ́exist, so I can't sue it either.
Well, anyway, i rest my case. Q.E.D.
@chesspanda6 said in #7:
> *cracks spaghetti in defiance*
cya at COURT lol
judge is AbsoluteHorseyBot :)
@Army_Girl_2010 said in #9:
> > *cracks spaghetti in defiance*
>
> cya at COURT lol
> judge is AbsoluteHorseyBot :)
lol