@CSKA_Moscou said in #27:
> What to do in a situation like this:
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> - I stay calm and talk to an adult.
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> - I stay adult and talk to a calm.
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> - I say to the crow: "Dear Crow, I find your lack of feathers disturbing."
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> - I go to the supermarket, grab a Camembert, and compliment the crow. Then I call a silver fox, telling him the crow is prettier than him. I then eat the Camembert while watching the silver fox formulate a theory of relativity about baldness after an apple falls on it, and the crow laughs even more. Then I share a bottle of schnapps with Sonic the Hedgehog, and we discover that the tree the crow was perched on was actually Brr brr patapim.
Should have put Mario instead of Sonic, lapse of judgement on you part.
And don't be mean, it's just a tipo.
now, when i remembered i forgot every embarassing or awkward situations i've been in, lol :horsey
@Noflaps said in #7:
> I played the Grob (1 g4).
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> But that's not what embarrassed me.
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> I became embarrassed when I realized SOME could actually win with it, and then:
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> I didn't win with it. To say the least.
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> Indeed, I don't think I have ever won with it. Even though I kept trying.
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> Sorry, dad, you did your best with me. It wasn't your fault.
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> I just hadn't yet found ... the wonderful Hippopotamus Opening. Or, rather, it had not yet found me (since one does not choose the Hippo: it does the choosing).
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> Post Script: I just realized that I need to try, try again. I'm going to play the Grob AT LEAST ONCE today. This MIGHT be my lucky day!
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> Post-post-script: Just tried it. Started out great! But no. I let the Grob down yet again. To be fair, though, the opponent was a solid A player.
Quick, post the game!
When I was little, I was staying the weekend at my grandma's house when my family. And since I have a lot of brothers and I am the youngest, I got to sleep on a mattress on the floor. The issue is that we set up the mattress so that my head was under a table.
Every time I sat up that weekend I snapped my head on the table. My brothers counted. 14 accidental head traumas in one weekend.
@CSKA_Moscou said in #30:
> how could I forget to mention the day I turned on hyena laughter at maximum volume on my phone when I was walking through a very, even too quiet neighborhood at 9 p.m. in winter (people were checking their shutters from the inside and turning off the lights) !
I might have “screamrolled” everyone when I put “Man Screaming for 10 hours” SFX (Sound Effects) into a class animation...
When I am watching a movie w/my parents and 2 characters kiss
my enemy was yappin and bragging about being the best badminton player in school
, then her foot got stuck in a pothole, she screamed. next, a wasp bit her in the court. she ran to the med screaming and stepped in dog poop (the teacher told me to accompany her soo... yeah)
@PenguinWhack271828e said in #11:
> I walked into a stop sign and fell backwards.
relatable but imagine this.
Some idiot at work put 2 stop signs right next to each other and you bump into one of them and falls back into the other. Then you ricochet on the stop signs....
@Kelvin306 said in #39:
> relatable but imagine this.
> Some idiot at work put 2 stop signs right next to each other and you bump into one of them and falls back into the other. Then you ricochet on the stop signs....
bro is ruthless lol
(smother checkmate captcha, let's go!)
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