I got arrested and released like 5 minutes later because a lady thought I stole a candy bar from her and I was like "wut". The after she found the candy bar in her purse she went and accused me for egging her house and car and I was like "WUT" and she was once again denied of arresting me and then she accused me of being Asian and I was like "Wait, That's a crime?" After that she attempted one last time to arrest me by saying that I bullied her son to death and I was like"GET ME OUT OF HERE" and the police found her son perfectly fine and healthy. But all that ruckus got everyone's attention and a lot of my classmates saw me getting accused of stupid things. My crush was there too...
@CSKA_Moscou said in #13:
> Last year, I played with an orchestra in a Protestant church. Since there was only one piece with piano where we took turns, and since the second pianist stayed to help the choir for the second part of the concert, I was all alone waiting backstage, in what must have been the sacristy.
> Except that I couldn't see anything of the concert and I decided to look for an entrance to go to the audience. There was no way I was going outside since it was cold, I had sweated and, on top of that, there was a weird guy hanging around nearby with his dogs outside (Welcome to Paris !). So I was looking for an entrance to the hall from the inside. except that in an 18th century building where all the corridors look the same and with my sense of direction, it was going to be a long journey... as I was afraid that there were other entrances open to the outside and I didn't know which people I would meet in the corridor, I decided to equip myself : I saw that there was a sort of fabric net in dark velvet or something like that on a long stick which was to my right, I told myself that in case I met an individual wanting to dispossess me of the contents of my bag, that I could wave the fabric of the net to make him sneeze. So, I took my bag and what I believed to be a replica of the holy lance (which was about two meters long) and I ventured down the corridor... only to realize I only had about ten meters to go before reaching the door that led to the audience side. So, you can imagine, I hurried to get rid of the holy lance by putting it back in its place.
>
> I learned at the end of the concert that it was the fabric basket used to collect money in the church.
I played with an orchestra too - this March. Guess what?
I was playing at the end of a song, and then when everyone else had ended, I played 3 more notes.
The entire audience gave me a look - and the player next to me nudged me and gave me a look that read, "Dude! What the are you doing?"
:skull
@ajfang said in #22:
> I played with an orchestra too - this March. Guess what?
>
> I was playing at the end of a song, and then when everyone else had ended, I played 3 more notes.
> The entire audience gave me a look - and the player next to me nudged me and gave me a look that read, "Dude! What the are you doing?"
>
> :skull
You just have improvised a cadence eventually !
Once a crow laughed on me when I fell.
Me: winning with a forced mate in 5
Me: AHA! ME GENIUS I SHALL WIN DA QUEEN BY GIVING DISCOVERED CHECK WITH MY QUEEN!
And after I moved, my opponent took my queen.
*eerie silence
@Bazigar_64squqres said in #24:
> Once a crow laughed on me when I fell.
Oh yah, one when I was walking perfectly normally, this bird pooped on my head.
> o <
@Bazigar_64squqres said in #24:
> Once a crow laughed on me when I fell.
What to do in a situation like this:
- I stay calm and talk to an adult.
- I stay adult and talk to a calm.
- I say to the crow: "Dear Crow, I find your lack of feathers disturbing."
- I go to the supermarket, grab a Camembert, and compliment the crow. Then I call a silver fox, telling him the crow is prettier than him. I then eat the Camembert while watching the silver fox formulate a theory of relativity about baldness after an apple falls on it, and the crow laughs even more. Then I share a bottle of schnapps with Sonic the Hedgehog, and we discover that the tree the crow was perched on was actually Brr brr patapim.
@Chessclown321 said in #26:
> Oh yah, one when I was walking perfectly normally, this bird pooped on my head.
One time a bird like the flare you have, was sitting on my shoulder..... and pooped right on me.... (-_- ) Didn't make my day.
@Kelvin306 said in #21:
> I got arrested and released like 5 minutes later because a lady thought I stole a candy bar from her and I was like "wut". The after she found the candy bar in her purse she went and accused me for egging her house and car and I was like "WUT" and she was once again denied of arresting me and then she accused me of being Asian and I was like "Wait, That's a crime?" After that she attempted one last time to arrest me by saying that I bullied her son to death and I was like"GET ME OUT OF HERE" and the police found her son perfectly fine and healthy. But all that ruckus got everyone's attention and a lot of my classmates saw me getting accused of stupid things. My crush was there too...
When she claims you bullied her son to death, where you holding a bloody slipper or something..... Lol.
When I reread what I just wrote I realized if you read my words you could interpret "bloody" two separate ways. 1. like bloody like a slipper covered in blood. Or 2. like a bloody slipper, like I a person from England might use bloody.... I had a good laugh in my head there.
how could I forget to mention the day I turned on hyena laughter at maximum volume on my phone when I was walking through a very, even too quiet neighborhood at 9 p.m. in winter (people were checking their shutters from the inside and turning off the lights) !
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