What would you do with 1,000,000$?

Its been a while since we've done this, so here is the next one:
What would you do with 1,000,000$?

I would donate it to lichess, then donate the rest to the poor.
This is the end of this series too so yeah.
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With 1,000,000$ i would buy Thibault's croissants. Yummy!

buy two or three properties , then split them into bedsits , install a caretaker in each property,rent free , then rent them out to homeless people , but and heres the good bit they would pay less rent than was what was stated officially for housing benefit purposes with the hope the little kickback money wise the tenants and caretakers get would mean they look after the gaffs as its in their interest financially not to get evicted
you cant do much with a million in todays property prices but i think thats manageable

well, its a lot of money so id make a small factory that profits then i can grow a busines then im very rich not just a millionare

-Donate $500,000 to solving global warming (not sure specificly what parts)
-Donate $500,000 to stopping poverty.

Buy 1,000,000 things from the dollar store

Man,I don't know.it's really not a lot of money anymore.maybe help out the widowed and the poor,set up some scholarships and try to defeat my own self-centered greed.

I'll buy a 1,000,000 slice of 1$ pizza

Store them in fridge