Weeknd vs Taylor Swift Who wins?

I go entire weekends without listening to Taylor Swift.
Indeed, I go EVERY weekend without doing so.
And every other week day, too.

I'm sure she's a nice young lady. But I don't drink smoothies, either.

Jazz and classical and old school country and any rock that wouldn't make Led Zepplin throw up. And March Madness.
That's the ticket. And I don't mean the highly-sought-after, silly expensive, very fashionable ticket, either.

Oh, wait: Don't forget Los Tigres del Norte. They're okay, too.
And if you want to discuss accordion music or throw in a polka, or perhaps some wu tang clan, I'll not admonish you to the contrary.

@LordSupremeChess said in #14:

Hang on, that's what yo mama said

Well, your mama said in my ear that she is a virgin. So I guess you are adopted lolol

Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Your man on the road, he doin' promo
You said, "Keep our business on the low-low"
I'm just tryna get you out the friend zone
'Cause you look even better than the photos
I can't find your house, send me the info
Drivin' through the gated residential
Found out I was comin', sent your friends home
Keep on tryna hide it, but your friends know
I only call you when it's half-past five
The only time that I'll be by your side
I only love it when you touch me, not feel me
When I'm fucked up, that's the real me
When I'm fucked up, that's the real me, yeah
I only call you when it's half-past five
The only time I'd ever call you mine
I only love it when you touch me, not feel me
When I'm fucked up, that's the real me
When I'm fucked up, that's the real me, babe
I'ma let you know and keep it simple
Tryna keep it up don't seem so simple
I just fucked two bitches 'fore I saw you
And you gon' have to do it at my tempo
Always tryna send me off to rehab
Drugs started feelin' like it's decaf
I'm just tryna live life for the moment
And all these motherfuckers want a relapse
I only call you when it's half-past five
The only time that I'll be by your side
I only love it when you touch me, not feel me
When I'm fucked up, that's the real me
When I'm fucked up, that's the real me, yeah
I only call you when it's half-past five
The only time I'd ever call you mine
I only love it when you touch me, not feel me
When I'm fucked up, that's the real me
When I'm fucked up, that's the real me, babe
Hills have eyes, the hills have eyes
Who are you to judge?
Who are you to judge?
Hide your lies, girl, hide your lies
Only you to trust, only you
I only call you when it's half-past five
The only time that I'll be by your side
I only love it when you touch me, not feel me
When I'm fucked up, that's the real me
When I'm fucked up, that's the real me, yeah
I only call you when it's half-past five
The only time I'd ever call you mine
I only love it when you touch me, not feel me
When I'm fucked up, that's the real me
When I'm fucked up, that's the real me, babe

Beat this dumb s'WIFI'TieS

@Jaitraya said in #23:

Well, your mama said in my ear that she is a virgin. So I guess you are adopted lolol

Or maybe he's Jesus. I mean, his name is @LordSupremeChess after all.

@LordSupremeChess said in #17:

When you were ONE
You fell off the stairs
landed on yo hair
lost some brain cells
That's why yo NUMB
TO the real music
The one that makes you move it
Yeah that's what you Swiftie
Because yo drink is so WHIFTY

When you were TWOO
You fell on the cube
but landed on yo butt
That's why yo useless
TO the SWIFTIES
The one makes you beg
on the ROADS
of AREA 51!!
Yeah that's what make
YOU HOMELESS!!!!
Cause yo drink Poopie

@AsDaGo said in #25:

Or maybe he's Jesus. I mean, his name is @LordSupremeChess after all.
Nope. Just because it has User it doesn't mean he is god.

@Jaitraya said in #23:

Well, your mama said in my ear that she is a virgin. So I guess you are adopted lolol

Point of order:

A "yo mama" burn regarding sexual proclivities should ALWAYS imply that the mother in question is prolific in the sack.

One that I use a lot: "Your mother has a higher admission rate than Arizona State University!"

Otherwise, it sounds like you are trying to diss Jesus Christ or some other divinely manifested being. And the Infancy Gospel of Thomas taught us that Jesus don't take no shit.

EDIT: I'm going to get flamed for that last bit, aren't I?

@Jaitraya said in #1:

Beat this Swifities

They cant

@clousems said:

Otherwise, it sounds like you are trying to diss Jesus Christ or some other divinely manifested being. And the Infancy Gospel of Thomas taught us that Jesus don't take no shit.

EDIT: I'm going to get flamed for that last bit, aren't I?

lol yeah, the gospel of Thomas isn’t exactly considered to be in the Bible canon, and don’t think anyone believes it to be true. I mean, Jesus literally tells people that women can’t go to heaven unless they become men in that book, one of the stupidest things ever.

Of course none of this is even remotely relevant to the discussion about two severely overrated musicians lol