Tell a chess joke win 1 elo (only if i laughs)

"I laughs'' is incorrect!

If Rooks could jump over the pieces, what would knights do?
Humor is subjective, but I hope this brings a smile to your face!

@SaNyob said in #11:
> "I laughs'' is incorrect!
>

C'mon. Just a typo.
We all know he meant to say "II laughs"

This joke everyone knows : Why do white plays first

But what about : White has 73 percent chances of winning and black has 27

When physics goes insane, the chessboard reverses.