why did the king cross the road? He was castling Queen's side.
A pawn, a knight, and a queen enter a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Sorry, we don't usually serve pawns here."
The pawn, feeling a bit dejected, looks at the knight and queen and says, "Guess I'll just have to find another way to make a move."
The knight chuckles and orders a round for everyone, saying, "Don't worry, we'll all advance together, and maybe by the end of the night, you'll be promoting to a stronger drink!"
The queen adds with a royal smile, "Indeed, a pawn may start small, but with the right strategy, it can become a powerful force on the board... or in the bar."
The pawn, feeling a bit dejected, looks at the knight and queen and says, "Guess I'll just have to find another way to make a move."
The knight chuckles and orders a round for everyone, saying, "Don't worry, we'll all advance together, and maybe by the end of the night, you'll be promoting to a stronger drink!"
The queen adds with a royal smile, "Indeed, a pawn may start small, but with the right strategy, it can become a powerful force on the board... or in the bar."
@Raspberry_yoghurt said in #3:
> A pawn, a knight, and a queen enter a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Sorry, we don't usually serve pawns here."
>
> The pawn, feeling a bit dejected, looks at the knight and queen and says, "Guess I'll just have to find another way to make a move."
>
> The knight chuckles and orders a round for everyone, saying, "Don't worry, we'll all advance together, and maybe by the end of the night, you'll be promoting to a stronger drink!"
>
> The queen adds with a royal smile, "Indeed, a pawn may start small, but with the right strategy, it can become a powerful force on the board... or in the bar."
A pawn, a knight, and a queen enter a bar. The bartender looks up and asks, “What is this, some kind of a joke?”
> A pawn, a knight, and a queen enter a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Sorry, we don't usually serve pawns here."
>
> The pawn, feeling a bit dejected, looks at the knight and queen and says, "Guess I'll just have to find another way to make a move."
>
> The knight chuckles and orders a round for everyone, saying, "Don't worry, we'll all advance together, and maybe by the end of the night, you'll be promoting to a stronger drink!"
>
> The queen adds with a royal smile, "Indeed, a pawn may start small, but with the right strategy, it can become a powerful force on the board... or in the bar."
A pawn, a knight, and a queen enter a bar. The bartender looks up and asks, “What is this, some kind of a joke?”
I don't want to. What would I do with a Jeff Lynne, anyways?
@clousems said in #5:
> I don't want to. What would I do with a Jeff Lynne, anyways?
Well, you could write a little and mail it to your local DJ.
> I don't want to. What would I do with a Jeff Lynne, anyways?
Well, you could write a little and mail it to your local DJ.
@Raspberry_yoghurt said in #3:
> A pawn, a knight, and a queen enter a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Sorry, we don't usually serve pawns here."
>
> The pawn, feeling a bit dejected, looks at the knight and queen and says, "Guess I'll just have to find another way to make a move."
>
> The knight chuckles and orders a round for everyone, saying, "Don't worry, we'll all advance together, and maybe by the end of the night, you'll be promoting to a stronger drink!"
>
> The queen adds with a royal smile, "Indeed, a pawn may start small, but with the right strategy, it can become a powerful force on the board... or in the bar."
That's makes my day!
You get what you deserved
1 Elo
> A pawn, a knight, and a queen enter a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Sorry, we don't usually serve pawns here."
>
> The pawn, feeling a bit dejected, looks at the knight and queen and says, "Guess I'll just have to find another way to make a move."
>
> The knight chuckles and orders a round for everyone, saying, "Don't worry, we'll all advance together, and maybe by the end of the night, you'll be promoting to a stronger drink!"
>
> The queen adds with a royal smile, "Indeed, a pawn may start small, but with the right strategy, it can become a powerful force on the board... or in the bar."
That's makes my day!
You get what you deserved
1 Elo
A King and a Bishop enter a bar, and just behind them follows a very drunken Knight on all fours, singing loudly. "Hey, cut it, what ́s with your friend?" asks the barman. The King: "Oh, he sacrificed himself for me and needed a few drinks to cheer himself up again afterwards. Don ́t let him bother you; just another knight crawler".
@Huychuongvang said in #1:
> Make it then you get 1 elo
CHECKMATE, SIMPS!
(If you understand you sigma)
> Make it then you get 1 elo
CHECKMATE, SIMPS!
(If you understand you sigma)
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