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My girlfriend told me if I use any more chess terminology, she'll break up with me

"Check," I said.

She moved out the next day.

"Checkmate," I said.

"Check," I said. She moved out the next day. "Checkmate," I said.

Well... you succesfully avoided a mate!

Well... you succesfully avoided a mate!

And all 'pinning to the wall' stuff

And all 'pinning to the wall' stuff

I guess the arguments they had were threefold repetitions.

I guess the arguments they had were threefold repetitions.

One more like this- i bought a chess-themed cake right from the bakery. No sooner it was getting worse. I wen t to bakery and said "its stale mate!" Baker said "you sure mate?" I said "check mate

One more like this- i bought a chess-themed cake right from the bakery. No sooner it was getting worse. I wen t to bakery and said "its stale mate!" Baker said "you sure mate?" I said "check mate

It would be a dangerous Queen's Gambit to play then

It would be a dangerous Queen's Gambit to play then

@TheUnbreakable i always read your name first as unspeakable!

@TheUnbreakable i always read your name first as unspeakable!

@Ak888 idk if u know but unspeakable(gaming) is an minecraft youtuber that does mainly clickbait and i used to be a fan of him when i was 9 and i don't want to be reminded of that name ever again lol

@Ak888 idk if u know but unspeakable(gaming) is an minecraft youtuber that does mainly clickbait and i used to be a fan of him when i was 9 and i don't want to be reminded of that name ever again lol

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