King Of The Ladder (forum game)

This is a forum game similar to Dungeons and Dragons formerly hosted on chess.com.
There were many KOTLs there, and I made one:
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/kotl-the-quiz (it got to 6,000 posts)
So this is how it works:
There is a ladder, or a leaderboard, and you can get points here by winning games. A new ladder is made for each season. I will host many games throughout a season, and the player with the most points is declared the winner of that season.
There will be a story, which you can change with your in-game actions. There will also be NPCs, which are controlled by me.
Now, this is multiplayer, so you will also have some competition.

Along the way, you may have to kill or maim other players and NPCs. The combat system works like this:
Player 1: 'I chuck a shuriken at Player 2's chest.'
Player 2: 'I duck, get up and stab Player 1 in the head.'
Player 1: 'I knock aside Player 2's dagger with my fist and slice off Player 2's non-dominant hand with my sword..'
Player 2: 'I stab Player 1 in the chest.'
Now, Player 2 did not dodge Player 1's slice, so now Player 2 is fighting one-handed.
Player 1: 'I throw my sword at Player 2's face.'
Player 1 did not block or dodge Player 2's stab, gets stabbed in the chest and dies.
Player 2: 'I take all of Player 1's items and look for a place to regrow my hand.'
Host: 'How on earth can you regrow a hand?'

Game 1- Detention
You got into a fight at school, and the principal has given you lines to write. You enter the classroom and sit down in front of the teacher, who is watching carefully as you begin to write your lines. However, your hand is, for some reason, unable to write. You tell the teacher, but she does not believe you. You must find a way to escape! However, be creative: jumping out the windows won't work!
To help you, you may pick one item commonly found in school that can fit in your desk.

NPCS:
The Teacher: Carries a ruler and a sharpened pencil on his person at all times.
The Janitor: Carries a mop and a plunger, has the keys to the Janitor's Closet, which contains many useful items.
The Hall Monitor: Carries a sharpened pencil and a meter-long ruler.
The Nurse: You'll get sent to her if you are injured.
The Principal: Stays in the principal's office most of the time.

Map:
The Detention Classroom
The Hallways
The Janitor's Closet
The Bathrooms
The Principal's Office
The 1st Classroom
The 2nd Classroom
The 3rd Classroom
THE VENT BRAIN

JOIN LIST:
I'll add your name here when you join.
LADDER:
This is basically the leaderboard.

I'll keep a document with all items in it, as well as another with the ladder.

So, has it started?

sounds fun :))

i'm not reading all of that

@AaronNZ said in #3:

So, has it started?
Well, I'll need at least five people to join for it to start.
Do you want to join?

@ew-pawn said in #4:

sounds fun :))
It is :)
I've played versions hosted by others
Want to join?

@stars_sophie said in #5:

i'm not reading all of that
yeah it is a bit of a wall of text hehe
but sadly there's no way to shorten it
Can you think of one?

@a0cOoLbOyCoLoMbO said in #8:

yeah it is a bit of a wall of text hehe
but sadly there's no way to shorten it
Can you think of one?
I didn't read it too, tell me in short

@Rainbow_Pink_Lover Basically it's a game where you gain points on the leaderboard by winning games.
The current game is getting out of detention and out of the school.
PvP exists.