How to become a millionaire within a month

with patron forever

@TimeTraveller1 said in #1:

Tell me the fastest ways to become a millionaire Note: you need to be as sarcastic as possible and do not give genuine advice.

1. Create an Instagram or Facebook account where you pretend to be Brad Pitt

2. find your fans and write them daily. Then, ask them money to help you because Brad have a cold and need 800,000$

@TimeTraveller1 said in #1:

Tell me the fastest ways to become a millionaire Note: you need to be as sarcastic as possible and do not give genuine advice.
get 2 lottery tickets
we all know it's 50/50: you get it or you don't so basically 2 = guaranteed win
because math

Become indian Mr. Beast and tell some 5 year old kids that you are real Mr. Beast. Say that you have a fever and need $1000000 dollars in order to get surgery and survive.

I went to casino, now I'm a millionaire

@TimeTraveller1 said in #15:

I went to casino, now I'm a millionaire
so? how much?
maybe an mr beast's case =>10000 $

@TimeTraveller1 said in #15:

I went to casino, now I'm a millionaire
Lets goooo gg

I’m already a millionaire. So i don’t need to become one lol

yes,yes.dreaming is a thing.keep dreaming...

but if there was no reality check and you are living in the parallel universe maybe be ronaldo's or messi's child? maybe jeff bezos too.