Tell me the fastest ways to become a millionaire Note: you need to be as sarcastic as possible and do not give genuine advice.
bet on the stupidity of the average person. Successful gamblers often make money on the side-bets. "I'll give you ten to one he doesn't make eight the hard way" Successful politicians gain political support by generating mass fear and hysteria with deliberate misrepresentations. "Chinese are trying to take over our country with a dance and music app! We have to ban Tik-Tok!"
Oh, wait; you said to be sarcastic and not give genuine advice. My apologies.
Win the lottery
@TimeTraveller1 said in #1:
> Tell me the fastest ways to become a millionaire Note: you need to be as sarcastic as possible and do not give genuine advice.
Well.. I would do it by asking for sarcastic answers on the off topic Lichess forum !. lol :).?
buy 30 lottery tickets,one of them will probably hit
Start by being a billionaire and go to the cassino
You just need to spend your money till it comes in millions, and your a millionaire then :)
Marry a millionaire
@Sdutt said in #8:
> Marry a millionaire
What if my partner gets broke after marriage
Win a chess tournament, and with your winnings, invest in lessons with a top-tier chess tutor. After securing victories in multiple tournaments, diversify your investments into Bitcoin or other promising ventures. Be patient and watch your wealth grow. Once you've achieved financial success, remember to reward your generous supporter for their faith in your journey.
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