How can I do itttttttt?

I have a crush. He hates me. So how do I make him fall in love with me?

Steps to make hot water:
“Ingredients:
Water
Bowl
Water Heater/kettle/stove
Knife
Adult and dog

Step 1:
Take some fresh water from the source
Step 2:
Dice half of the water and slice half of the water into very thin slices, this step is crucial as it improves the texture.
Step 3:
Let the water ferment for 5-10 hours. This makes sure that you will spend at least a day in the hospital.
Step 4:
With the help of an adult, visit a nuclear power plant and use the energy to heat the water.
Step 5:
Eat your dog”
This was originally posted in: https://lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/if-you-cook#5

how do you know he hates you, first of all?

@Somebody457 said in #4:

just do it
It’s not that easy.

@ALucasM said in #3:

how do you know he hates you, first of all?
That girl is in my school and recently she became my neighbour. We know each other. She asked me to ask him if he likes her because that guy is my friend. That guy told me that he hates her. @HogwartsTwiceChess told me to say this because she lost just now lost electricity in her house, that she overheard the conversation which the guy was having with his guy friends and he that time said that he hated her. Plus he always ignores her and insults her. Recently both @HogwartsTwiceChess and I caught him doing trying to flirt with me.

@Rainbow_Pink_Lover said in #7:

That girl is in my school and recently she became my neighbour. We know each other. She asked me to ask him if he likes her because that guy is my friend. That guy told me that he hates her. @HogwartsTwiceChess told me to say this because she lost just now lost electricity in her house, that she overheard the conversation which the guy was having with his guy friends and he that time said that he hated her. Plus he always ignores her and insults her. Recently both @HogwartsTwiceChess and I caught him doing trying to flirt with me.
that sucks :(

Maybe you could try to help her in some type of school work and if you see again that guy insult her don’t let him .

@HogwartsTwiceChess said in #1:

I have a crush. He hates me. So how do I make him fall in love with me?

if this guy is toxic, you shouldn't be around him, and if he hates you, that means he doesn't deserve your attention and he is the problem. It can be heartbreaking if you truly love him, but if it's just a teenage "crush", you'll get over it easily and one day find your true half