Corrupt-a-wish Game

I considered it done so I didn't take the time to corrupt it...
I wish I could love again, You tore out my heart and made me feel alone again. You made me feel like I was nothing, now I'll Show you that I don't need you. In fact I'm better off without you, You don't think it's true? It's not that I hate you, or that I don't need you, It's just that I'm forever better off without you. So now I'm learning to love again.

Wish granted.
Unfortunately no one loves you. :/
I wish for my life to not be changed by this wish.

Wish granted.
Your life will never change again, You are stuck in a terrible rut of being exactly how you are right now. :/
I wish I was an amazing vocalist.

(@LeoHoward1 I said by this wish, but whatever.)

Wish granted. Your voice is amazingly bad.

I wish someone else would join this fourm game.

Wish not granted. :D

I wish you wouldnt corrupt this wish.

Abacus

Wish granted. I corrupt your incorruptible wish, therefore creating a paradox.
I wish I could pronounce pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

wish

Wish Corrupted!
I wish I was better at friendships.

Wish granted.

You are better at friendships but never enter a relationship because you are indefinitely trapped in the friendzone with every potential romance. You're great and all but they just don't think of you that way. You're like a brother to them :(

I wish that last wish corruption didn't hit me so hard in the feels.