Corrupt-a-wish Game

Wish already fullyfillied, but MeepMonsters are krakens and when they lunch on tasty sailing vessels the little parasites on board get a little prickly

Error 404 File corrupted_wish.exe not found.

I think you need to re-install corrupted_wish.exe

I wish I was immortal and invincible.

you'll have to play with someone else, cuz I will never ever install corrupted_wish.exe

MeepMonster became immortal, but he was tortured forever by monsters

I wish my wishes could never be corrupted

Wish Granted. They can't be corrupted, but that means you can't play! :(
I wish I could float gently above the ground whenever I wanted, so I didn't have to walk and so no one could notice.

@nobody22
ok

Wish granted @Radioactive7 . But because when you came to a crosswalk, you saw the "walk" sign, and thought

"Well, that doesn't apply to me!"

So you crossed the street, got hit by a car, and died. Bravo!

I wish for the ability to consume any amount of poisonous liquid, material, or gas, without dying.

Wish granted.
You consume water and die because e^ix = cos x + i sin x is your normal state, but you displace it, therefore becoming e^ixy = cos x + sin y + i tan x.
I wish I played like a 2200 at chess.