Granted.
It's the shittiest one and you still can't play COD even on the lowest settings.
I wish I could make $400,000 just by firing a gun for 12 seconds.
You fire your gun but you are bad at hitting the right things so you shoot everyone around you, including the persons that would have gave you the money, you have one second left and decided to shoot yourselve.
I wish I could blow up any bloon to the perfect size without any problems at all.
Granted.
Unfortunately you filled it with hydrogen. You filled 50, to be exact.
They begin to carry you away up into the air and you hold on desperately trying not to fall. The balloons carry you higher and higher...
Until the pressure inside them is greater than the pressure outside and they burst. Sure, you can breathe now, but you're falling at terminal velocity and hit the ground with a splatter. There is nothing left of you but a large bloodstain covering about a quarter of a mile. Five weeks later, your remains are found and you are mourned for.
I wish I was S.P.E.C.I.A.L.
You are. You're in Special ED. Congratulations.
I wish for the best steak I've ever had, free of poison, drugs, or anything else that could taint the flavor or effect of this magnificent steak.
Granted.
You've eaten the entire steak. Now you don't have it anymore.
I wish I could fly
Granted.
You start to fly, but then you uncontrollably start to accelerate and you shoot into space at supersonic speed and you cannot stop no matter what you do.
I wish i had $750,000 in my back account.
You get 750,000 dollars
Unfortunately, hyperinflation makes it worthless.
I wish I had an ICC account
Granted.
You can now purchase cricket merchandise and tickets to matches with ease.
I wish I was a giant sassy robot
Granted.
You are a giant sassy robot (Not even sure that needs corrupted...)
You get sassier every day until one day you get so sassy that your life is filled with sass your MOM is filled with sass and finally you decide you no longer want to be sassy so you reprogram yourself to be unable to be sassy and for the rest of your live without a single good comeback...
I wish i was really good at Volleyball...
Wish granted.
You are so good that people become jealous and kill you.
I wish to be awesome and invincible.