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Hello , can i get some stories on how you started playing chess and where are you today i am gonna right my biography on 5 players top 5 motivational stories will be selected .

NM MrPushwood

#2

So you're a righter, huh?

Yep,

You should probably contact people that can be verified in real life because someone online could just create a fake story.

MenacingFierceTiger

#5

A drunk person writing a biography? i don't think that's going to end well

Akbar2thegreat

#6

@DrDrunkChampionstien
First tell where would you publish those stories?

@DrDrunkChampionstien First tell where would you publish those stories?

Aragorn-Elessar

#7

Publishing a story won't be so easy. I doubt anyone would read your books.

ICRVic

#8

@DrDrunkChampionstien said in #1:

Hello , can i get some stories on how you started playing chess and where are you today i am gonna right my biography on 5 players top 5 motivational stories will be selected .
OK, so hmmm... I started playing chess because I saw your post and I'm now on Earth. Helpful, huh?

@DrDrunkChampionstien said in #1: > Hello , can i get some stories on how you started playing chess and where are you today i am gonna right my biography on 5 players top 5 motivational stories will be selected . OK, so hmmm... I started playing chess because I saw your post and I'm now on Earth. Helpful, huh?

Ben10Tenyson

#9

@Aragorn-Elessar said in #7:

Publishing a story won't be so easy. I doubt anyone would read your books.
Isnt it like a oxymoron

@Aragorn-Elessar said in #7: > Publishing a story won't be so easy. I doubt anyone would read your books. Isnt it like a oxymoron

Le_Patzer83

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#10

Here is my story on how I started playing chess that you can include in your book.

So where I went to school there was limited funding and only one toilet but a bunch of outhouses (porta-potties) outside, so I used to use the outhouses a lot because I suffer from Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Unfortunately the outhouse that was usually available had a faulty door. So I’d go into the outhouse with the faulty door and keep it closed with my right hand (the lock didn’t work), take a crap and read Karl Marx’s “Das Kapital” which I held in my left hand. Anyways these bullies used to kick the door in while I was taking a dump and yell, “Screw you Communist!!” and punch me in the face. I’d fall off the toilet seat with my pants at my ankles and everybody would laugh. So then I brought books about Aliens to the washroom and they would kick the door in and yell “Screw you Agent Mulder!!” and punch me in the face. Then I started bringing chess books into the outhouse and they stopped kicking the door in and punching my face. I was motivated, and others could be too. Chess books are great for safe toilet reading.

The end.

Here is my story on how I started playing chess that you can include in your book. So where I went to school there was limited funding and only one toilet but a bunch of outhouses (porta-potties) outside, so I used to use the outhouses a lot because I suffer from Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Unfortunately the outhouse that was usually available had a faulty door. So I’d go into the outhouse with the faulty door and keep it closed with my right hand (the lock didn’t work), take a crap and read Karl Marx’s “Das Kapital” which I held in my left hand. Anyways these bullies used to kick the door in while I was taking a dump and yell, “Screw you Communist!!” and punch me in the face. I’d fall off the toilet seat with my pants at my ankles and everybody would laugh. So then I brought books about Aliens to the washroom and they would kick the door in and yell “Screw you Agent Mulder!!” and punch me in the face. Then I started bringing chess books into the outhouse and they stopped kicking the door in and punching my face. I was motivated, and others could be too. Chess books are great for safe toilet reading. The end.