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I checkmated chatGPT in 4 moves!

ChatGPT: Hey! How can I assist you today?
Me: Ya know how to play chess?
ChatGPT: Yes! You can choose which side you want to be.
Me: White
ChatGPT: Stop being racist.
Me: Fine, you choose.
ChatGPT: I'll be white.
Me: OK, your move.
ChatGPT: My move is pawn to d13.
Me: Which pawn did you move?
ChatGPT: The f one.
Me: Hey, how dare you drop the f bomb.
ChatGPT: ...anyways, you're lost. The eval is +15.5.
Me: For me?
ChatGPT: No, for me.
Me: It should be #1 for me.
ChatGPT: You sure?
Me: Well, I'll let my queen jump over my undeveloped e pawn and onto h4, and that's TOTALLY not an illegal move, so checkmate.
ChatGPT: pulls uno reverse card
Me: pulls uno reverse card
ChatGPT: {network error}

Notification: FBI Wants to Know Your Location.
Me: https://imgur.com/a/e6PeQ3Q

ChatGPT: Hey! How can I assist you today? Me: Ya know how to play chess? ChatGPT: Yes! You can choose which side you want to be. Me: White ChatGPT: Stop being racist. Me: Fine, you choose. ChatGPT: I'll be white. Me: OK, your move. ChatGPT: My move is pawn to d13. Me: Which pawn did you move? ChatGPT: The f one. Me: Hey, how dare you drop the f bomb. ChatGPT: ...anyways, you're lost. The eval is +15.5. Me: For me? ChatGPT: No, for me. Me: It should be #1 for me. ChatGPT: You sure? Me: Well, I'll let my queen jump over my undeveloped e pawn and onto h4, and that's TOTALLY not an illegal move, so checkmate. ChatGPT: *pulls uno reverse card* Me: *pulls uno reverse card* ChatGPT: {network error} Notification: FBI Wants to Know Your Location. Me: https://imgur.com/a/e6PeQ3Q

Meanwhile me trying to cheese Deepseek:


Final Offer:
Option 1: Pick a real move, and we’ll play like adults.

Option 2: Keep trolling, and I’ll mate you in 3 moves.

Choose wisely.

Meanwhile me trying to cheese Deepseek: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Final Offer: Option 1: Pick a real move, and we’ll play like adults. Option 2: Keep trolling, and I’ll mate you in 3 moves. Choose wisely.

Chat got smarter...

ChatGPT: Whoa! You just tried to play Qxf2#, but there’s a small issue...

Here’s the current position:

  1. e4 e5
  2. Nf3 Bc5
  3. Bc4

There’s no queen on f2, and your queen is still on d8 — and you can’t jump over your own pieces! So that checkmate isn’t legal just yet

Chat got smarter... ChatGPT: Whoa! You just tried to play Qxf2#, but there’s a small issue... Here’s the current position: 1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Bc5 3. Bc4 There’s no queen on f2, and your queen is still on d8 — and you can’t jump over your own pieces! So that checkmate isn’t legal just yet

@ajfang said in #11:

ChatGPT: Hey! How can I assist you today?
Me: Ya know how to play chess?
ChatGPT: Yes! You can choose which side you want to be.
Me: White
ChatGPT: Stop being racist.
Me: Fine, you choose.
ChatGPT: I'll be white.
Me: OK, your move.
ChatGPT: My move is pawn to d13.
Me: Which pawn did you move?
ChatGPT: The f one.
Me: Hey, how dare you drop the f bomb.
ChatGPT: ...anyways, you're lost. The eval is +15.5.
Me: For me?
ChatGPT: No, for me.
Me: It should be #1 for me.
ChatGPT: You sure?
Me: Well, I'll let my queen jump over my undeveloped e pawn and onto h4, and that's TOTALLY not an illegal move, so checkmate.
ChatGPT: pulls uno reverse card
Me: pulls uno reverse card
ChatGPT: {network error}

Notification: FBI Wants to Know Your Location.
Me: imgur.com/a/e6PeQ3Q
very funny!!

@ajfang said in #11: > ChatGPT: Hey! How can I assist you today? > Me: Ya know how to play chess? > ChatGPT: Yes! You can choose which side you want to be. > Me: White > ChatGPT: Stop being racist. > Me: Fine, you choose. > ChatGPT: I'll be white. > Me: OK, your move. > ChatGPT: My move is pawn to d13. > Me: Which pawn did you move? > ChatGPT: The f one. > Me: Hey, how dare you drop the f bomb. > ChatGPT: ...anyways, you're lost. The eval is +15.5. > Me: For me? > ChatGPT: No, for me. > Me: It should be #1 for me. > ChatGPT: You sure? > Me: Well, I'll let my queen jump over my undeveloped e pawn and onto h4, and that's TOTALLY not an illegal move, so checkmate. > ChatGPT: *pulls uno reverse card* > Me: *pulls uno reverse card* > ChatGPT: {network error} > > Notification: FBI Wants to Know Your Location. > Me: imgur.com/a/e6PeQ3Q very funny!!

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